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Discussion in 'Millwall' started by MIGHTY, Dec 19, 2011.

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  1. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    What's the difference between women drivers and a dead Millwall fan?

    **** all, but I know which one I'd rather see on the road.
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Dec 20, 2011
  2. MIGHTY

    MIGHTY Del-Boy

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    whats the difference between a leeds fan and a bucket of ****












    the bucket,
     
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    MIGHTY, Dec 20, 2011
  3. Millwall_Adam

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    Kim Jong il is dead at 69, Looks like his Korea is over!


    Just had a sneaky butchers at one of my Christmas presents... A bag of bloody rice! Must have been from my uncle Ben...

    They didn't have to be football jokes right <whistle>
     
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    Millwall_Adam, Dec 20, 2011
  4. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    No, but they've got to be ****ing funny<ok>
     
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    OLOF, Dec 20, 2011
  5. Millwall_Adam

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    <laugh> <ok>
     
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    Millwall_Adam, Dec 20, 2011
  6. Roquefort Junior

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    How do you make a women blind?

    Stick her behind a windscreen...
     
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    Roquefort Junior, Dec 20, 2011
  7. brisbane-lion

    brisbane-lion Well-Known Member

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    Don't leave me hanging, you bastard.................
     
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    brisbane-lion, Dec 20, 2011
  8. brisbane-lion

    brisbane-lion Well-Known Member

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    OK OK, just read the rest of the posts. Wasn't worth the f*****g effort!!

    Guy goes to a massage parlour. The girl comes in, lovely little oriental piece, gives him a quick rub all over. He gets a stiffy. She looks at him and smiles, "You want ****?" "yea, OK," he says and she leaves the romm, 'I be back in a minute." He lies there wondering what she has in store. Ten minutes later she comes back. "You finish yet?"

    At Christmas good girls get a pressie, bad girls get LOTS of pressies.
     
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    brisbane-lion, Dec 20, 2011
  9. Josh-LUFC

    Josh-LUFC Well-Known Member

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    ****ing, write the rest of your ****ing joke, its bugging me
     
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    Josh-LUFC, Dec 20, 2011
  10. Cunning

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    What do Mark Spitz and Louise Speed have in common...
    Theyve both hung up their Speedo's...

    Some people have said I'm too immature to understand the global economic consequences of Kim Jong-Il's passing... I just think it's funny he had a girl's name...
     
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    Cunning, Dec 20, 2011

  11. The-Don

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    You are a ****ing KNOB!
     
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    The-Don, Dec 20, 2011
  12. The-Don

    The-Don Well-Known Member

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    How do you get a fat bird on a bus?







    Piece o cake :)
     
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    The-Don, Dec 20, 2011
  13. The-Don

    The-Don Well-Known Member

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    How do you make a sausage roll?







    Push it down a hill :)
     
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    The-Don, Dec 20, 2011
  14. Cunning

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    There only one Knobbo on this thread <cool>

    None of theese jokes doing anything for ya? They're home made?!?!
     
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    Cunning, Dec 20, 2011
  15. The-Don

    The-Don Well-Known Member

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    How do you stop a millwall fan from drowning?
     
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    The-Don, Dec 20, 2011
  16. Infidel

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    Two Arabs, one from Saudi, other from Libya, jump of Empire State building at the same time,
    Which one hit the ground first?












    WHO GIVES A ****
     
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    Infidel, Dec 20, 2011
  17. The-Don

    The-Don Well-Known Member

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    Take your foot off his head :)
     
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    The-Don, Dec 20, 2011
  18. Cunning

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    How bout this then Knobbo...

    I got a DVD of BMX riding foxes called "Cunning Stunts" throught the post today...
    Last time I order porn on the internet...
     
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    Cunning, Dec 20, 2011
  19. It's Saturday on Cold Blow Lane...

    It's Saturday on Cold Blow Lane... Member

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    I ****ing hate Christmas. They should crucify the fella who starte... oh.

    New Tampons with tinsel attached. available for the Christmas period.

    I wonder how many Dyslexic children have wrote their letters to satan this year?
     
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    It's Saturday on Cold Blow Lane..., Dec 20, 2011
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