Fruit gums

so that's why I always had a packet after my dancing class

 

i have also written to McCoys so i would say yes

 

what's is the McCoys crusade about Dougie??

 

i got a burnt one. they sent me a £3 voucher for McCoys back.

 

fancy writing to sony and complaining about the minidisc becoming obsolete on my behalf dougie? i still blame their poor marketing and high prices

i'm also fairly pissed off with the amount of powdered shredded wheat you get at the bottom of the packet, the predictive text on my smasung (it's going to make me kill eventually), tax, my ankles being ****ed, mrs.LR's insistance on trying to speak to me in the morning, the M8, my tyre that keeps going flat but doesnt have a puncture (**** you quick fit!), gimme a few hours and i'll PM you the rest.

 

Why don't you turn off the predictive text LR? Or are you using that as your defence in court?

 

Predictive text is ****. I've never ****ing understood it & it always uses more time & effort than writing it proper.

 

not, i want to type not. WHY THE **** WOULD I WANT TO TYPE ON'T YOU ****ING BASTARD!

WHAT?! ON'T TRAIN! ON'T ROOF! I'M NOT FROM ****ING YORKSHIRE AND I DONT FEEL THE NEED TO TEXT IN A ****ING YORKSHIRE ACCENT EITHER YOU ****ING JAPANESE BASTARDS!

 

Prick.

 

Samsung?

Hold the * key down. That turns it off.

 

I also use the word "it" more than "hu" for your ****ing information you asian cocksuckers!

 

i should never have switched phones

 

Breath.

Then check my last post.

 

a emailed scotrail once after yet another morning packed onto a train like a silly kike off to auschy. it was a cracker of an email, went on about how this isnt ****in india ye know! they sent me a 5 pound train voucher.

the trains are bigger these days tho so maybe it worked. never did use the gay voucher

 

oh right, cheers.

 

Thought you'd be a Werthers Originals type of guy Tommy, sitting there with the tartan blanket keeping your legs warm....oops

 

I like those lemon boiled swees

 

Lemon sherbets?

 

dougie, you emailed ****ing samsung yet? this * **** aint gonna fly

 

you ****er tommy