Do I hear the sound of bursting bubbles?

How sad do you have to be, to actually want to do it?
You seriously need to get out more.

 

Education must be ****ing dire on Wearside.

So because this a thread mocking our football club , any of our comments will be perceived as a bite and you will refuse to constructively and coherently answer any of our posts , because they are bites?

I see what you did there , chap. Very clever.

 

Stop rewriting history plum just because your bubble has burst all over the shop man.

You say Nolan didn't want to leave? Carroll didn't? Both had massive interviews both before and after they left saying they wanted to stay you daft Muppet. Barton even openly begged to stay ands was possibly your best player last season too.

Only Enrique wanted away from you and got his wish, the rest were told to bugger off by Ashley.

If you can honestly say without breaking into a sweat that if Coloccini, Ba, Tiote or Krul had multi million pound offers, whether they wanted to stay or not, they would be sold by Ashley, then I'll pass you the tissues to mop yourselves down with after. He only employed old 'up-to-the -eyeballs- in-debts 'r' us' as your manager (when no one else wanted him), so that he could do basically what the **** he wants without any dissenting noises from him. Carroll was going nowhere one day and was sold the next. Farters Parters just took it up the arse and continued on. Same goes for Barton, Nolan and Enrique.

I am absolutely convinced that not one single player will be sold or bought at the SOL unless Mon says so. Is Pardeaux in the same kind of control? Do you even think he is involved in the buying process? This bloke Carr is scouting bargains for Ashley and Pardew is being told to work with them in a very 'continental' fashion. Its Carr that is the powerhouse behind the scenes and old simple minded Pardew is there to make a comfortable and professional looking buffer between despised owner and desperate fans. He is nowt more but to be fair, he has fashioned a good start to your season, better than owner, manager, players and especially fans expected.

Well done for that. I've never hidden that praise either.

However, the plans your owner has is for getting back his investment involves selling cheaply bought players for lots of money and lining his pockets. It doesnt involve ANY net spending at all. You have rode a lot of luck since Augusts kick off and that cant last forever. Your bubble has indeed burst and failure to beat WBA at home this weekend will have little alarm bells ringing as the spectre of doing a Hull City or Blackpool loom ever closer.

We have been utter ****e since August and have indeed replaced our failed manager because of that. We will be making 1 or 2 crucial signings next month and we have only one way to go from here on in and if any barcode really thinks MoN will preside over a relegation from the position we are in now then it more in hope than reality.

The current lead in points you have will be a good target for us to aim for and by the time the 2 clubs meet again in March, we will have Campbell back, a new striker bedded in and maybe one or 2 other little surprises up our sleeve. Your lot may or may not have the aforementioned key players by then but I bet none of you are willing to stake good money on all of them being there are you?

 

Be careful mate..Your pecentage level is on the up..

 

You really are a thick twat.

 

Are you going to check Reg?

Nope me neither!

Does that mean we are managing to hold our obsession in check?

 

The words of a beaten man , right there

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Beaten man that was laughing out loud, at your post, pointing out how thick you are in YOUR OWN WORDS!
Read what you wrote back numbnuts, you wiped the floor with yourself.
hahaha

 

Haway lads and lasses of Bubble Bursting Barcodesville.

Lets do 400!!!!

 

Is there some sort of monetary prize on offer for the 400th poster?

 

I may have to stop playing with the unwashed neighbours mate.
It seems my post count on here is obsession.

Strangely I would have thought obsession was going on a rivals board to leap into their oh so obvious keep net.

 

No money Dave, but BDU gets to spend a week on your board.

 

If its a barcode poster no because there are a plethora of them on here already huffing and puffing and salivating all over the gaff.

If its a Sunderland poster (quite rare on this one) there may well be

Current odds for the 400th poster

Barcode - 1/20 on

Mackem - 3/1 against

 

Can we get some sort of not606 meat raffle going?

 

What an offal idea!

 

Well I thought it was such a good idea it deserved a medallion.

 

Thought it was a bit of a Turkey myself.

 

I wonder, for once can you back yourself up. Can you highlight the times this season when we have been lucky, and I will counter that with the times we have been unlucky.
I wonder...

 

I'm at work now so may not see the 400th post but I'll have a butchers later on.