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Fruit gums

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Mar 16, 2010.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    We may at last be seeing the spoils of my fruit gum campaign, todays packet had 8 greens, yesterdays had 5. and there has been a noticeable increase in greens on days before that where i have been too lazy to count the numbers.

    together we can achieve great things

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    next on the list: an end to the black midget gem.
     
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  2. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    You gonna email the guy from Fruit Gems & let him know?
     
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  3. lone ranger

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    we salute you comrade douglas.
     
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  4. greens are the worst tho. well fruit gums are ****e to begin with, ther stickey as ****. ad rather eat a fishermans friend than a green fruit gum
     
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  5. B-C

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    Before my time?
     
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  6. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Does your bigotness know no bounds?
     
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  7. lone ranger

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    you didnt miss much, what you'd think could be summed up by a sentence was acutally about 200 posts <doh>
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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  10. Bhoy From Brum

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    Essentially it was one mans fight to increase the number of green sweets in his packet of sweets as the majority of the swetts were of the blander colour/flavour yet the price had increased.

    I feel a Erin Brokowich type drama coming <whistle>
     
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  11. Kim Jong Il

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    you should make my story in to one of your tv scripts brum <ok>
     
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  12. Bhoy From Brum

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    <doh> Why didn;t I think of that Dougie!!
     
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  13. B-C

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    <laugh> It's good to make a difference.
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

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    im an ideas man <ok>
     
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  15. B-C

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    This is the best part:

    It's like your a bastion of all things fruity and gummy <ok>
     
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  16. Bhoy From Brum

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    See the post above yours <ok>
     
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  17. Castleger

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    Fruit Gums were, and still are, absolutely ****e. Always sticking to your ****ing teeth and gums, a right ****in pain in the arse.
    I was a Fruit Pastilles kid, gotta choo gotta choo <ok>
     
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  18. Kim Jong Il

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    im taking the piss brum <ok>

    i prefer to be known as SPN's high ambassador to the confectionery industry. <ok>
     
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  19. Kim Jong Il

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    fruit pastels are just gay fruit gums, anything sparkly like that has to be gay. its like a fruit gum in a sequinned Lycra leotard.
     
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  20. Bhoy From Brum

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    Does confectionary include crips & snacks or not?

    i think its fair to say I'm the only **** who watches tele so I'd be odds on to be in that role
     
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