I wish I had a bidet. The thais have the right idea for ass washing. they have a wee hose gun by the toilet to skoosh yer arse then you just use the bog roll to finish the job. 1 month I was there eating all sorts of food. not 1 sting ring apart from when i got rogered by a lady man
Just buy a giant "super soaker" from Hamleys and get the missus to give you ring a blast while you balance - legs apart - on the lip of your bath.
back to standing look at dortmund though. their "kop" is ****ing amazing. all standing it holds 25,000 please log in to view this image
