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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Must be Reform
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Dec 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I did not put you down as a Morrisons shopper, more Asda :bandit:
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Dec 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Do you guys shout at the shops you go to or just their festive greetings adverts on the telly?
     
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    Mind The Duck, Dec 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I avoid shops with xmas music on, not Islamic enough for my liking.
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Dec 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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    Asda is my go to store for on-line shopping.

    But I frequent most of the others as well.

    I always get single Mums sidling up beside me and chatting me up at the sausage selections. Best places to meet tarts for a young man about town like myself.

    The stories I could tell you.................................cor blimey!! Cheeky and saucy young maidens and wenches galore <ok>
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Dec 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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    I keep an eye on the adverts that use vegetables as characters, I’m not having any foreign ****ing veggies coming over here taking the jobs of British veggies… bastards
     
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    Willhoops, Dec 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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    Are you a rampant, raving ****tah or something?
     
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    Wasn't it obvious the other night <diva>
     
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    Mind The Duck, Dec 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    They haven't got willies, but they're probably ginger
     
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    I'm only going to buy products this year, that were featured in multi diversity adverts, or items that have been neutralised like evergreen tree and gingerbread people.

    If it's Christmas or men it's not coming over my threshold
     
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    pompeymeowth, Dec 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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    When was the last time a man came over your threshold?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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    Mindy will be sad he didn't get to post the original tweet first <sadface>
     
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    Toby, Dec 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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    Benvenuto Cellini 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Remember Morgan hacked murdered school girls phones? Stand up guy
     
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    Toley Fart, Dec 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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    <laugh> fs. Belter
     
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    I'm sure we will all be happy once there's a peace deal.
     
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    Mind The Duck, Dec 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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