Rangers v Celtic

Hahaha who closes their eyes for 5 seconds or 8 max unless they want to sleep?

 

Or 60% more

 

Let’s see the video. I’ll time it

 

So exactly like the club world cup, fatty?

 

You still drink on Dumbarton Road in Partick?

 

In 1979 my eyes were closed for 10 minutes after I was pronounced clinically dead on the operating table after having stepped accidentally on an unexploded WWII bomb in a field just outside Stranraer in England. Miraculously I came back to life. I was in that dark tunnel approaching the light but my work was not done on this flat Earth.

Believe in the Lord, our God. Praise be!!

 

As Toley boy said, probably hungover .

 

Sometimes but I’m mainly a Finneston ****er

Why, you heading down to the Rosevale or the Windsor for Xmas ?

 

Im just sad you didn't get the chance to say goodbye to your legs and gonads tbh.

 

Thanks darling.

 

What a way to spend you 40th birthday, buddy

 

I will be in both of them but I prefer the Quarter Gill.

 

What are they like, eh?