Match Day Thread Hull City v Middlesbrough

Anyone that steals my identity deserves all they get. Leave it, speccy four eyed streak of pish!!

 

For some reason I’m optimistic for a City win tonight!
However, memories on Facebook have reminded me that 9 years ago today, we lost 1-0 to Middlesbrough & that game was absolutely abysmal under Mike Phelan!
So I’m actually going to focus on the return game that we won 4-2, which was absolutely great under Marco Silva!
So a win!

 

I often wonder what disappointment some guy in Nigeria would have when he managed to hack into my accounts only to find the best he can do is get about £80 worth of stuff from Very and a modestly priced take away in Lagos with my bank balance.

 

Just got back from the stadium shop, had to get a double XL home shirt, went for the away one but unless I become 12 again I’m not getting one. I Considered a woman size 20 but even my fat belly was lost inside that, the current Mrs Red literally nearly passed out pissing herself when I came out the changing room..the look was a poor Demis Roussos lookalike for those of a certain age can remember…Lol.
A few people in the ticket office….

 

Schoolboy error, try it on in the changing room and you know it's too tight, so get changed before stepping out again.

 

It was way way way way too big, big lady size 20 lol…wouldn’t of got the smaller one on my arm lol

 

40+ mph winds tonight.... and thats before a curry for tea...

 

TOM you’re a miserable ****…but you’re our miserable ****.

 

The problem is getting it off again once you have stretched it over your body. Embarrassing if you have to get one of the staff to pull it off.

 

City win 3-1
Looking forward to this one