British Politics spam thread

Whut?

 

Toby loves Stewart Lee because he's a sneering faux intellectual that says gammon in his routine & calls everyone that didn't vote remain thick white uneducated plebs.

I like Stewart Lee because his social commentary is often layered & the butt of the joke is the character he's playing an Islington sneering faux intellectual that hates gammons.

There's a level of nuance he doesn't understand, like making the audience uncomfortable by not telling a joke for 20 plus minutes , with the repetition not resulting in a punchline until much further.

 

I like Jerry Sadowitz

 

I posted it before but his routine about Scotland , being part scotch and William Wallace … to a scotch audience is class .

 

hes let himself go tho

 

The best comedian to work for is Jack Dee. He pays well and always on time. A class act.

 

There's an American kid called Matan Evan that stole his look.

 

Who's tubby ?
Starmer 4 chins

 

Unfortunately they binned him & replaced him with some talentless DEI comics at live at the Appollo & nobody watches it anymore

 

Praise the Lord, for the Lord oversees all things

 

You used to be funny, but now you’re a dreary and predictable misanthrope in desperate need of some new material.

Or is that Jack Dee? Hard to keep up.

 

Bernard Manning was the best comedian.

 

And made great Turkey based products

 

"smash the gangs"

there are none, its state sponsored population replacement, funded by jews

 

Labour have expected us to swallow a lot of **** since coming into power (£20billion black hole, Starmer doesn't **** rent boys, David Lammy etc) but their greatest con is the "we'll smash the gangs". There aren't gangs, these peasants haven't got £3000 between them let alone saved up enough to give to some dodgy Syrian people smuggler. Seeing as there is no reason to leave Albania other than it being a ****hole the idea that some thug from Tirana deciding to thumb a lift across Europe only to have to pay £3K to risk his life in a dinghy when he could get on a plane for the price of three packs of Marlboros doesn't add up.

 

They are an invading force of Jihadists.

That's why they're referred to as military aged men, most with combat experiences from the 3rd World **** holes we "liberated "

Who else would be willing to turn their guns on the mugs paying for their existence in hotels ?

 

they look the type of people who will really add value to society

at least theyre escaping the french war