Match Day Thread Stoke ****ty v Hull City

The exodus after the 3rd went in was embarrassing.

 

almost as embarrassing as interviewing two players with the mike switched off

 

Ndala didn't really do anything to keep his place from Tuesday. I expect a front 4 of Destan, Joffy, Crooks and Joseph.

 

Stoke City 3-1 Hull City

 

They know what they are … Stokie Inbreds

 

Never trust a city that sticks its full English inside a pancake.

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To be honest, that looks crêpe.

 

wtf is going on there ??

 

Oat cakes. The inbred ****ers love em.
A bit like us with our patties!!

 

With only one sausage and one fried egg, that's definitely not a Yorkshire full English!

 

I have family from Stoke. Oatcakes are okay but my biggest gripe with them was always that when you folded them, each end of the oatcake was cold and the centre with the bacon, sausage, tomatoes etc. was warm. Weird sensation.

 

A farming gesture you say? Like milking a cow?

 

This once great nation is seriously ferked.....Anyone bank with the Halifax??

 

I always imagined that the oatcakes they eat in Stoke would be something closer to what it sounds like. Never did I think that they were stuffing a full English into a floppy crepe.

 

this is from outside a stoke pub apparently

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I know there's a few that aren't fancying this, but we're 4/1 to win this, which is wild

 

Forecast is for rain all day in Stoke, don't know if that favours us or not.

 

can't see us getting anything out of this today and until our crocked players get fit think we won't see many wins.