Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal

Game over.

Men against boys.

I hope Joe's kids are taking note.

This is what happens when you replace Kane and Son with Richarlison and Odobert.

 

At least you can go karting still guys

 

0 shots, 0 corners. I think you might.
Bring back Angeball

 

WTF wasn't Timber booked there? But then Vicario fails to kick the ball into their box!

 

Vicario’s kicking has been awful today

 

2-0 HT. Awful.
Changing shape was a mistake, but it's probably too late to bother fixing that.
Make a couple of subs at the break and try to hang in it, then see where we are late on.

 

Shambolic first half. We are all over the place and the gulf between the two teams is vast. Can't say I'm surprised.

 

Good job we took so long on that Eze deal that he ended up joining Arsenal and his alternative can’t even get in our XI over a signing from Burnley that should probably still be there.

Fun times.

 

We have to change otherwise Frank will become very unpopular. You cannot have an underdog mentality at Spurs

 

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Useless Geordie prick.

 

Levy is the reason we currently look like a League Two side, and have multiple players who wouldn't look out of place in that division.

 

A performance this bad can lead to an eventual sacking for a manager. I was fully on board with Frank coming in but you can’t churn out this tripe in a derby, we’ve set up as if we were a newly promoted side, terrible mentality to have really. Add in a couple of poor selections too and it’s an absolute disasterclass.

 

Arsenal are the best side in the league this season unfortunately.

 

Yes but we are not the worst

 

Out xG is currently 0, on course to set a new record for worst xG since data analysis begun.

We set the previous record in our defeat to Chelsea.

 

How is that not offside? **** off.
Absolutely no consistency, except the obvious.

 

Arsenal barely concede goals at home.

Playing a wide open game would result in a mauling. It could still be that but to judge Frank on this performance alone would be well ott.

 

It looks like you're completely devoid of any quality whatsoever to me. There isn't a single player you've got I'd want at Newcastle tbh and we're 15th.

 

Two Arse players in offside, position in Vic’s eyeline VAR failure again

 

And 2 of them blocking Vicario, but not interfering!