Oh lordy lordy forgive me your worship I as been a naughty boy, i wus dun listening to de bad lads and strayed from the path of righteousness, dem evil lefty hate preachers turned my head 6 hail Marys as been said to vanquish dem
Now that’s a Best Seller if ever l saw one. Reckon they’ll make a friggin series out of it. If fact, if it was listed with Funk & Wagnalls, there’d be 10 volumes, for sure!