I’ve turned over a new leaf, zero farts are the order! I’m fartless, Giver of no fartage! No more smells, no more noise, no more breaking of soiled windage!
What a mate eh , ****s his kegs and blames me, well i have you know i have men's hairy Paras legs, and im house trained, what we are looking at are the kegs of someone who has received a bollock off a Para and blew a wet one with fright