Match Day Thread Newcastle v Athletic Bilbao

I once had my photo taken with REM, that's me in the corner.

 

I think you're losing it Jim.

 

I've never been religious.

 

That said Obi, I've never minded being in the spotlight.

 

Now I'm not one to cast aspersions as you well know, but how come me and Trev, who are relatively senior on this board are still awake and fully compos mentis. It's somewhat concerning that whilst we are engaging in articulate repartee, you young f@ckers lose the ability to converse after a few pints and a ****.

 

T

 

1. Trev has never been fully compos mentis.

2. If you ask his daughter......Trev likes a good old natter at 3am

3. It's not classed as still being up when you needed to get out of bed to go for a piss

 

Losing wor Joelinton

 

I watched their last CL match against Qarabag, they didn't look anything special and we seem to play better in the CL. Tripps vs Williams should be interesting.

 

1. It keeps the kids on their toes. They’ll never know when to put me in a care home.
2. That’s when conversations are at their best.
3. It’s better than doing it in the bed.

 

With any luck.

 

Where are any of our young prospects? Or do we not have any?