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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    bah humbug! give mead give me porter damn just someone give me ale.

    well us, that's united, mighty reds will be strutting our usual funky stuff over the rest of the PL's asses over the next few month's nad put thosed asbo's in blue in check. anyone else, say for example LFC, can merely stand back in awe at our return to magnificence <party>


    which rural town chops, oh and was there any mistletoe involved last night with the Gilf?
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It sounds like you've downed a skinfull already, coming out with that incomprehensible drivel.

    He said he cranked one up her crapbox <ok>
     
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  3. Chief

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    Ha Ha, now way did I but she's been texting me all day! ****ing hell, I hope it's because I remind her of her nephew or something and nothing more sinister. It would sound like it's some smelly red, not some filthy sex toy, but I haven't opened it as it isn't Christmas yet.

    Ditcheat Tunns, right next to Paul Nichols stables so I was hoping he'd pop in to give me some tips for the Kng George on boxing day ot the Gold Cup, which I'm now missing out on unfortunately.

    Look at the BBC sports pages, the headline is the europa league wth the CL draw a mere after thought.

    See, it's all about United lads, always will be. The EL is the new CL!!
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sounds like she wants it hard up the shatpipe. Go and give it to her <ok>
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Anyway, that's a tidy draw Ajax.


    We'll wipe the floor with 'em.






































    Boom ****ing boom.
     
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  6. tunns®

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    it's a <cracker>
     
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    Ha ha! Its the way he tells 'em!
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

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    Leave the jokes to the experts, boys. You know us Scousers are world-renowned for our wit and humour <ok>
     
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    Yes of course, Tarbie and Cilla are known the world over!!!
     
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  10. StJohn_Red_Legend

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    You're forgetting Stan Boardman there, soft lad! And all those wonderful jokes about the Jeermans bombing his chippy...
     
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  11. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    and not forgetting Jon Bishop the scouse comedian with his new found dosh moves to Manchester!
     
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  12. Chief

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    <ok> Of course, how could I have forgotten Stan?
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

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    There's a host of them. More than grains of sand on a beach <ok>

    Cilla Black isn't a comedian. She certainly isn't a singer. She should have stuck to her first job as a cloakroom attendant, tory-loving slag <grr>
     
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  14. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    she's my auntie!
     
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  15. Chief

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    She's like Tarbie, eulogises non stop about Liverpool whilst conveniently not living within 200 miles of the place!
     
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  16. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    ahem....

    Comedy actress
    On the 15 January 1975, Black performed as main entertainer of the first of six half-hour situation comedy plays. The series which was broadcast on ITV was entitled Cilla's Comedy Six[13] and written by Ronnie Taylor. During May 1975, the Writer's Guild of Great Britain named Black as Britain's Top Female Comedy Star. The following year, ATV was commissioned to film six more plays as the initial series had accrued healthy viewing figures and remained constantly among the best scoring three shows of the week. During August 1976, Black reprised her role as a comedy-actress in Cilla's World of Comedy[14] which featured her theme song and new single "Easy In Your Company".
     
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  17. Chief

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    He never mentioned comedians, he just said scouse wit and humour so I named two allegedly witty and funny scousers.

    I've not heard many alternatives offered!




    And before you start, George Formby. Right.
     
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  18. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    RHC tried and in his word - FAILED! in his statement that Cilla "ooh I love Macca" Black wisn't/wasn't a comedian.


    Formby the king of smack city?
     
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    Ajax, nice draw that. Good chance for all to see the Eriksen boy in action and i am sure a chance for SAF to swoon over him to persuade him over. Also, if you get through and Bilbao do as well, that will be a cracking game. Bilbao have some top players and Bielsa is a ****ing awesome coach. Should be good, looks like you got the draws that will keep the Europa entertaining for you.
     
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  20. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    I never thought I'd see or hear the words Europa & entertaining in the same sentence!
     
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