Who is your nearest Club?

Albacete CF about 75km
Alicante CF 53km
Valencia CF 125km
Villareal CF 170km
Tottenham Hotspur about 1k miles

 

Crystal Palace

 

They missed out Maidstone, where Chris Smalling was a couple of years ago, my lad played against him. "tall ****er than won everything in the air" was how he described him.

 

Hmm... I seem to be 435.6 miles away from Inverness Caledonian Thistle. Shame that, I just bought a season ticket.

9.46 away from Spurs though

 

Now we're just waiting for Luke to confess that he lives around 200 miles away from Old Trafford like a good loyal Man U fan.

 

Come on Luke fess up.
You know you want to- cleansing is good for the soul.

 

Liar.

 

18.83 miles L1 Yeovil Town Football Club
27.11 miles L1 Exeter City Football Club
32.01 miles CH Cardiff City Football Club
35.83 miles CH Bristol City Football Club
39.36 miles L2 Bristol Rovers Football Club
41.62 miles L2 Torquay United FC
56.60 miles PR Swansea City AFC
58.15 miles L1 AFC Bournemouth
63.47 miles L2 Plymouth Argyle Football Club
68.80 miles L2 Swindon Town Football CLUB

 

Bad luck has it that I,m actually on the same road as the "Etihad Stadium" and SportCity at (ManArab Bity). Its about 200yards (up the same bloody road) from where I'm staying., Pleased to say thou., that I'm only staying here for a short while longer,.. then I return to Bim and then I will be approx 7000miles away. However before moving to Bim I was (for about 15years) approx 1.5 miles away from 'The Lane' and I miss the old place dearly.

 

My closest stadium actually used to be Wembley. As you can imagine, I didn't see much of Arsenal.

 

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2.80 miles L2 Barnet Football Club EN5 2DN 020 8449 6325
3.76 miles PR Tottenham Hotspur Football Club N17 0AP 0844 844 0102
5.93 miles PR Arsenal Football Club N5 1BU 0844 277 3625
7.56 miles L1 Leyton Orient Football Club E10 5NF 0871 310 1883
10.18 miles PR Queens Park Rangers Football and Athletic Club W12 7PJ 08444 777 007
10.47 miles CH West Ham United Football Club E13 9AZ 0871 222 2700
11.25 miles CH Millwall Football Club SE16 3LN 0207 231 9999
11.44 miles PR Chelsea Football Club SW6 1HS 0871 9841 905
11.79 miles CH Watford Football Club WD18 0ER 0844 856 1881
12.25 miles PR Fulham Football Club SW6 6HH 0843 208 1234

 

7 miles: Crystal Palace
9.23 miles: AFC Wimbledon
12.26 miles: Fulham
12.43 miles: Chelsea
13.28 miles: Millwall
14.27 miles: Crawley Town
14.44 miles: Brentford
14.73 miles: QPR
14.87 miles: Charlton
17.64 miles: West Ham
17.67 miles: Arsenal
18.64 miles: Leyton Orient
20.96 miles: Spurs

Can somebody tell me how the New Den is somehow further away than Craven Cottage or Stamford Bridge, despite being on the same side of the Thames and the minor fact I pass it going to London Bridge?

 

I was about to say "i can take a guess at where you live based on your distances", then i realised how stupid that would be based on your name. I would've been wrong too, hahaha.

 

My sister lives a stone's throw from the Emirates. I know this because I throw stones at it...