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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    They hoteliers will be one of the first against the wall after the coup
     
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  2. Phineas Fogg

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    Did you read the comments?

    Clearly not.

     
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  3. Phineas Fogg

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    The Upton branch's event has taken place at the War Memorial on Ford Road in the village for many years. But in a letter to local residents, the Legion confirmed it had no funds to pay for Public Liability Insurance needed to run the event. It also emerged that police would no longer facilitate road closures or provide police escorts for parades at Remembrance Day events.

    "In this instance, we were working with the local group in Upton and needed them provide details of the road closures they required and confirm they had in place risk assessment and public liability insurance. "Due to the special circumstances the Council had waived the costs normally charged for this type of closure. "Unlike the police, the council is legally required to give a certain a minimum period of notice for road closures, and unfortunately the road closure cannot take place, if the legally required notice is not given."
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

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    Sure

    You've just reminded me.

    MORE FAT PEOPLE IN MCDONALD'S ADS

    Very underrepresented in these ads considering the demographic of sweaty chompers
     
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  5. Phineas Fogg

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    Like shooting fish in a barrel.

    :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  6. Phineas Fogg

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    A spokesperson for the British Legion in Upton told the Globe: "We are disappointed by the decision, but there is nothing that can be done about it and it's not something that is just targeted at the Upton branch. It's a national issue." They added: "Although there won't be a parade or church minister at the Upton memorial on Remembrance Sunday, there will be person playing the bugle and a representative from Upton Legion will lay a wreath.
    "People can gather if they wish, but there will be no police presence. "An alternative is the service at Hamilton Square in Birkenhead, which is the main one and supported by the council so people would be best advised to go there."
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

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    Wasn't it Tommeh's goons who started fighting at the last memorial day as he fled in a taxi

    Might have been year before
     
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  8. DMD

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    "Did you read the comments?" What a thick desperate bore he is.:emoticon-0102-bigsm

    PATRIOTS! turn up anyway. I have offered to fund the public liability insurance. I have also offered to have the risk assessment done. I got all of this in place in just over an hour.
    £5,000,000 worth of liability cover for the whole area and everyone inside of that area for £105.40.
    I then approached Wendy from the Wirral branch of RBL and she stated that she was so upset by it all that she “didn’t want it to go ahead now anyway”
    I also contacted the council, they won’t work with us (or even get back to us now) because I’m “far right” (I’m also a veteran but they don’t care about that now).
    Ultimately, we don’t need to do it their way. We will just turn up and do it ourselves. There is nothing stopping us.
    We don’t need permission to remember our fallen.

    https://x.com/gbnstrike/status/1982498366111035719
     
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  9. Phineas Fogg

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    So it's still not happening?

    <laugh>
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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  11. Toley Fart

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    We’ve all see your cankles Doidster
     
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    Yeah but you're the only one who got a stauner
     
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  14. Phineas Fogg

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Daily Mail being the Daily Mail.

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    I thought it was like the fingers together making a heart to say I love you but turned over to say do you want to look at my fanny? Some diddies on her to be fair.
     
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    If you read that actual article what he said was "there are too many men on Transport for London who by paying for their annual season ticket are subsidizing all the lazy negroes, Arabs and Eastern Europeans who tend to push through the barriers or run through the disabled gates behind those who have paid their fare who may or may not be complicit in aiding and abetting wholesale fraud on the system. And as the Pakistani muslim mayor for London I refuse to lift a f*cking finger to do anything about it and while I'm at it I will pretend not to know what a grooming gang is because I am a complete c*nt".
     
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    <laugh>
     
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