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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Wandering Yid, Feb 9, 2016.

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  1. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    It was the randy Honey Monster's turn in front of the Covid enquiry today, and he managed to lie within his first three words to the court

    Here's the exchange in full

    "Can you to give the court your full name?"
    "Yes, I'm Boris Johnson"
     
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    Pesto not hiding his biases...but being shot down effectively by Polanski.
     
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    Donald demolishing part of the White House.Piss on history.He needs a dance hall for.......
     
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    ohhh he’s out of time just before he got his arse handed to him

    knobheads
     
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    He previously claimed he wouldn't do this to build that ****ing ballroom he insists Der Weissenhaus needs

    In spite having, like, three already
     
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    Funny how the BBC only quoted the part highlighted in yellow from the randy Honey Monster's appearance at the Covid enquiry, and skipped the context-giving part highlighted at the top entirely...

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  7. humanbeingincroydon

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    Errm, would you like to give that course title another once-over...?

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    Today on Planet Gammon: it's Sadiq Khan's fault that the randy Honey Monster closed all those police stations

    That's an awful lot of driver's licenses that need to be revoked
     
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    Noted concrete farmer Mike Graham has been sacked from TalkbollocksTV for being too racist for even them

    And for those wondering...

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    Small boat or full tube carriage....it's all the same to Concrete Mike!
    <doh>
     
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  11. humanbeingincroydon

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    He tried to claim his Facebook was hacked

    Problem was he was posted to his FB literally two minutes earlier
     
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    CBS unintentionally said the quiet part out loud when mentioning that Trump is upgrading the presidential bunker, which by complete coincidence happened to be under Der Weissenhaus' east wing

    Now, why would he want to completely renovate the presidential bunker...?

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    Any chance Reform are going to be down 3 MP's? <laugh>
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    You can't use the words Reform and intelligence in the same comment, I'm afraid.
     
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    Speaking Caerphilly, the Fash thankfully got a Bash in Wales last night.
    An expected win turned into defeat, Farage scuttled back to London before the Count and the candidate didn't make the obligatory speech. Class! <doh>

    And yes, they still got 30+% but the Polls had them 10-20 points ahead.
    Hopefully, enough of the British public have seen through them.
     
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  18. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    "Would that it were...would that it were."
     
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    "Nurse, nurse, Nads is off her Meds again..."

    Stephen Kinnock: "What will leaving the ECHR do to our international relations, will it help or hinder?"

    Nadine Dorries: "Help or hinder is irrelevant" <doh> <laugh>

    (Being outwitted by Stephen Kinnock is some achievement to be fair! <laugh>)
     
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  20. humanbeingincroydon

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    Hopefully somebody is consoling the BBC in these very trying times, given they assumed it was a slam dunk for Deform

    The fact labour lost 10,000 votes since the last vote in 2021 should be a dire warning to Starmer's handers that they are really ****ing bad at having the power they felt entitled to since at least 2016
     
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