Plane crashes are usually more catastrophic than trampoline injuries, but it's always good to heed the safety advice
Trampolines only kill 1-2 Americans per year but hospitalise 100,000 You aren’t American though so should be fine
I just can’t imagine thinking so rationally as I’m plummeting down from 30,000 feet nose down, spinning wildly whilst the wings are breaking off, engines on fire and people flying about all over, getting peoples luggage whacking me on my head, coffees scolding me…just don’t think my brain will be like: To release oxygen mask press this here… seat belt on… I’m in row M I think, so I must exit from the doors on the rear Ah **** we going into water so they said can’t use rear exit so middle one it is Single file might just be a me thing tho
get out? by now we probably 15,000ft before impact into the Ocean lol imagine if you get out and die and everyone in the Plane survives BantZ
Apparently survival rates are better at the back of the plane. The tail section is usually the part that remains intact (depending on the severity of the crash) I was having this convo with somebody on a flight to Marrakech once and the stewardess asked me to stop because it was upsetting somebody in front of me
Apparently the seats are marginally slimmer at the back. Still prefer it though as there’s a bit more chance of being next to an empty one. If it crashes it crashes.
Plus you don't have to queue for the bog and then get stuck behind the drinks trolley whilst you're busting for a piss All important things to consider whilst you are plunging to your death from 38k ft
If I looked like that and had that convo. I would have been handcuffed and arrested when the plane landed.
There's loads of decent looking beers out there but supermarkets sell them at around £3.50 a can, so I've pretty much stopped bothering. Sad really. Tesco, or anywhere, no longer sell Sierra Nevada Pale either, which is still the best canned beer out there IMHO. Have absolutely ****ing no idea why they would do that.
