It was the randy Honey Monster's turn in front of the Covid enquiry today, and he managed to lie within his first three words to the court Here's the exchange in full "Can you to give the court your full name?" "Yes, I'm Boris Johnson"
He previously claimed he wouldn't do this to build that ****ing ballroom he insists Der Weissenhaus needs In spite having, like, three already
Funny how the BBC only quoted the part highlighted in yellow from the randy Honey Monster's appearance at the Covid enquiry, and skipped the context-giving part highlighted at the top entirely... please log in to view this image
Errm, would you like to give that course title another once-over...? please log in to view this image
Today on Planet Gammon: it's Sadiq Khan's fault that the randy Honey Monster closed all those police stations That's an awful lot of driver's licenses that need to be revoked
Noted concrete farmer Mike Graham has been sacked from TalkbollocksTV for being too racist for even them And for those wondering... please log in to view this image