British Politics spam thread

Zack Polanski is still doing hypnotherapy as you can see from the massive tit sat next to him

 

Pizza Hut has gone into administration despite making all that dough.

 

Dough? It's old newspapers soaked in fat. Vile place and should have closed down years ago.

 

The business world and economies are all ****ed due to the "scamdemic".

Social interaction also got ****ed.

And with the mind numbing AI bollocks humanity and occupations are completely ****ed.

I actually feel sorry for you humanoids. At least I can return to my planet.

"Adios amigos" as they say in Uzbekistan.

 

The old rapey orange ****'s attitude towards putin makes sense...

 

He probably likes young boys or maybe goats

 

I thought it was a rather witty pun.

I don't t think I've ever eaten in a Pizza Hut. To be honest, I'm no fan of pizza, even in Italia.

The worst is Subway. I cross the street to avoid that rank stink.

 

I got the pun, wanted to share some Pizza Hut hate.

Subway used to use the same chemicals as yoga mat foam in their 'bread'.

I've not had a Subway since 2005 (used to get a massive student discount). Never again.

 

Labour seem terrified that people get a proper inquiry into the perverts.

 

You got a rise with that one !

You could write puns, to earn a crust .

 

Pizzas are strictly for ****tahs, lezzers, trannies and the unwashed, i.e. Lazy, Lefty Loonies.

 

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^^^only eats old person food

 

Pizzas are old persons food and also for lazy short arsed skinny, smelly vegan ****s.

I make my own meals because I'm not a ****ing spasticated ******.

Double Derp

 

Which is your favourite pizza topping, I Iike Texas BBQ

 

Pizza is a party snack for children.