Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

This is not the only thread that this could/should be on

 

I've never seen a van give birth to a little van before

 

I hate nodding off on the bus first thing in the morning, I went miles past my stop.
Maybe driving a bus just isn't for me?

 

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Cheered me up after a horrible morning....thanks mate!

 

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy, Nova Scotia , a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. “We know it’s late, sir, but we have some information about your wife,” said one of the Mounties.
“Tell me! Did you find her!?” the husband shouted.
The Mounties looked at each other. One said,
“We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.. Which do you want to hear first?”
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said “Give me the bad news first.”
The second Mountie said, “I’m sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in the bay.” “Oh my God!” exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, “What’s the good news?”
The Mountie continued, “When we pulled her up, she had 6 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 12 good-size lobsters clinging to her.”
Stunned, the husband demanded, “If that’s the good news, what’s the great news???”
The Mountie answered, “We’re gonna pull her up again tomorrow.”