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Match Day Thread Brighton v NUFC

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 5, 2025.

  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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  2. jimileysbaldhead

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    We'll win 3-1.
     
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  3. Gangsta Ginola

    Gangsta Ginola Well-Known Member

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    We don’t score away from home. This is a perfect example of how bad we are away from home.

    The balance is completely off. Elanga again looks like he’s won the lottery.

    Joelinton keeps passing the ball to the opposition.
     
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  4. Gangsta Ginola

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    And we have been awful at the press today.

    Look how deep we are because we have no legs at the back.
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    We are good at the pressing like but, we have no ****ing players who want to take a shot on target

    Like, shoot ffs. Have a pop. We pass round their box waiting dor them to invite us in.
     
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Why do we look so ****ing exhausted man. We have barley played.

    Whip out the cocaine and get these players going ffs
     
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  7. Gangsta Ginola

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    Look how ****ing slow we are.

    And we constantly give the ball away.

    This is turgid.
     
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  8. Charlie Snakescock

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    Regroup and re sort, the one positive is this season we're a lot better in the second half.
     
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  9. ToonArmy1892

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    We are dog plop at times like.
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Gangsta Ginola

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    Stop giving the ball away FFS!
     
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  12. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    late free kick to the Toon
     
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  13. Gangsta Ginola

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    That’s that shafted then. Eddies time to shine. Come on Eddie let’s see a game turned around for once…………
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    Aside from the late goals conceded.
     
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  15. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Header over the top

    and the ref blows the whistle for half time

    1-0
     
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  16. Gangsta Ginola

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    Woltemade should be scoring that.

    I am afraid this is going to be a crap afternoon.
     
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  17. Charlie Snakescock

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    That was a look first half
     
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  18. Welshie

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    We are so stale.
     
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  19. G4rdToonArmy

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    Terrible first half - got to hook Elanga surely, he is hiding from the ball now, confidence looks shot
     
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    Full backs are absolutely useless to the wingers and vice versa on the right. Elanga is looking like the player Man United concluded was worth 16 million.

    That's said it's like they've been told to pass it around all day.
     
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