On Sunday I am hoping......

.....for a draw. I don't want my Christmas ruined and I don't want the Pompey fans to have their Christmas ruined either.

Life is tough enough at the moment as it is without wanting to make others even more unhappy.

The FL should never have arranged this fixture so close to the season of goodwill.

 

Who are you and what have you done with Godders?

 

I am a reformed person ever since I was threatened with obliteration by the mods.

 

Yes, we had a poster called St Goodness, who was a paragon of virtue.......for a while. I wonder what ever happened to him

 

He can only keep it up for so long you know (much to the lovely Mrs Godder's disappointment).

 

What ever happened to the bitter old man who used to rant at people who were unable to attend every single game? Same person right?

 

I really do not know what else I can do. I come onto this site and try to lift the level of debate and motivate our fans but I am constantly fighting a losing battle.

PS I haven't missed a home game in about 35 years and I usually squeeze in half a dozen away games each season.

 

Hang on a minute waht do you mean Bitter?

I think you have the wrong bloke mate.

 

That's impressive. And I'm afraid that battle was lost from the start my friend. It's you vs the rest of the internet.

 

What do you mean old? I am young at heart and I love my football club as much as any wet behind the ears 17 year old.

 

Maybe I do. People should just use their real names.

 

Hey hang on a minute. What is all this rant nonsense? I have never ranted in my life.

 

Good man! But only an old person would say that

 

I am instantly recognisable. Firstly I can spell, secondly I can punctuate and thirdly my grammar is beyond criticism.

 

Ageism is forbidden on this site. You could be in big trouble making a statement like that.

 

You can look through my entire post history, find my Facebook and any other trace of me online, and if you find a single spelling, punctuating or grammatical error, you can come to my house and punch me in the nose.

 

Agh! So you went to school in the 40s and 50s as well when people received a proper education.

Were you a scholarship kid?

 

I have no desire to punch anyone. However I must congratulate you on your impeccable English.

 

On sunday I am hoping for a big saints win.

 

I will be quite surprised if we do win. I really think a draw is more likely.