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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    He said if you don't behave yourself, he will slip you the fattest 10 inch portion you have ever had <whistle>
     
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    Goody, I love fish and chips
     
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  4. Poly

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    Reminds me of an oldie.

    I don't know if you're old enough to remember Italia '90 when Paul Gascoigne burst onto the world stage...
    But then PLO leader Yasser Arafat tells one of his commanders " This Paul Gascoigne, this Gazza, I want his shirt, I want his shorts, I want his socks, in fact I want his whole strip".
    His commander sheepishly replies "No sir, it's the Gaza Strip that we want".
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

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    I remember when you said Biden walks on water if that helps<laugh>
     
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  8. Poly

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    Really ?

    Can you cite the thread and post # ?

    Joe might have been elderly and senile. but he was a hell of an improvement on Vladimir Trump....how would you feel if Starmer was to mobilize armed troops to British cities ?
    And his sycophants wanted him to get the Nobel peace prize !
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

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    I would be ectatic if that happened no more lefty Antifa riots no more Palestine marches, and if you scroll back through this thread you will find all your obnoxious comments and your responses have a nice day ye all

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    Well Seig Heil to that - no wonder that you support Russia's invasion of The Ukraine.

    You must be salivating over the prospect of Keir Starmer's ID scheme.


    Oh and you must've forgotten to cite the thread/post where I allegedly said that "Biden walks on water".
     
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    What a gormless reply I'm a Ukraine supporter so long as I don't have to contribute, and why the fook would I spend my time looking for a remark you made and want the proof of, duh look your self.
     
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    Talk about gormless...you support The Ukraine so long as it doesn't cost anything !!!!!
    I suppose you oppose the Russian invasion as long as it doesn't cost anything either.

    I guess you also support social security and the NHS as long as nothing is spent on it.

    That kind of "support" we can all do without !!!!!!

    Oh and you STILL seem to have forgotten to cite the thread/post where I allegedly said that "Biden walks on water".
     
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    What a twisted rat mind you have, those are your words,and your thoughts, now everyone knows how your twisted brain works, no wonder you voted Demoncrat. Listen Brain dead I said if you! want to look for it, typical Demonrat, cant follow instructions from the written word, So you want me, to search for your words because you're too lazy to do it yourself, get ****ed, I know you said it you know you said it and the people you addressed the insults at know you said it, yet you still failed to apologise for all you're insults dished out on here to anyone opposed to Slimy Joe (the crook) Biden As they only wrote what they thought about him. Now we all know he was only the fall guy as it was OBummer pulling his strings.
     
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    Exactly.

    Now FO&D.
     
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