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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

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    "If you do then, according to the UK government, you are a terrorist"

    Try looking at what you type
     
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    You 2 are a pair of colons.


    I have a semi !
     
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    Previous response still applies. <doh>

    You've had your attention for today. I'll leave you no doubt scrabbling for more, but you'll end up looking a **** with a few likes from desperate ****wits. :emoticon-0128-hi:
     
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    Chas Hodges manor, that. Did you know him, Ponders?
     
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    Each clip just shows him weaker and weaker.

    All this while he's desperately trying to avoid being questioned on the Chinese spying scandal.

    His failures are incessant.

     
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    Only if you hibernated through the disasters that were Johnson, Truss and Sunak...
     
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    Deport.
     
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    So you're not a terrorist then.

    You overreacted.
     
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    Please list your personal successes in life.
     
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    I've managed to avoid needing to have drink and drug counselling for a kick off.
     
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    That's it, then? The sum of your life achievement amounts to not being an alchy?
     
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    Nowt wrong with the semicolon usage, G. It's quite clear all the clauses relate to Enfield Lock.

    Had my missus been born in the working men's club, I would have used a comma to separate the last two clauses.

    You are being a scamp, as usual.
     
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    "for a kick off" <doh>

    Seems to already put me steps above you though. :emoticon-0105-wink:

    However, you and I are pretty much irrelevant, as unlike Starmer, neither of us are supposed to be running this Country. You just hoped making it about little old me would somehow hide Starmers incessant **** ups.
     
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    Not personally, no. But I did go to a couple of their gigs. They were excellent.
     
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    They used to play at the White Hart in Southgate every Christmas, but I first saw them live at Knebworth, supporting Led Zep.

    My old dad loved this song; "let mother sort it out if he comes round here" was a line close to his heart.

     
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    My wedding reception took place at the Boundary House, Edmonton. We had Chas & Dave music most of the night and a jellied eels stall outside.

    Twenty years ago in December. Blimey!
     
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    **** knows what you're on about now.
     
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