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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    He said if you don't behave yourself, he will slip you the fattest 10 inch portion you have ever had <whistle>
     
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    OLOF, Oct 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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    Goody, I love fish and chips
     
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    Reminds me of an oldie.

    I don't know if you're old enough to remember Italia '90 when Paul Gascoigne burst onto the world stage...
    But then PLO leader Yasser Arafat tells one of his commanders " This Paul Gascoigne, this Gazza, I want his shirt, I want his shorts, I want his socks, in fact I want his whole strip".
    His commander sheepishly replies "No sir, it's the Gaza Strip that we want".
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    I remember when you said Biden walks on water if that helps<laugh>
     
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    Really ?

    Can you cite the thread and post # ?

    Joe might have been elderly and senile. but he was a hell of an improvement on Vladimir Trump....how would you feel if Starmer was to mobilize armed troops to British cities ?
    And his sycophants wanted him to get the Nobel peace prize !
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    I would be ectatic if that happened no more lefty Antifa riots no more Palestine marches, and if you scroll back through this thread you will find all your obnoxious comments and your responses have a nice day ye all

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