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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I just thought it'd be nice for a US President who actually brought peace to win it for a change.

    As you say, need to wait until next year's, due to the closing date
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    He hasn't brought peace anywhere ffs <laugh>
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    "Peace" <rofl>

    But Netanyahu says that Israel is still “surrounding Hamas from every direction”, adding that the next stages of Trump’s plan are that “Hamas will be disarmed and Gaza will be demilitarised” - Hamas has not made any pledge to disarm at this point.

    Netanyahu adds: “If this is achieved the easy way - so much the better. And if not - it will be achieved the hard way.”
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    What a ****er he turned out to be, left his wife and kids for a 17 year old, pyramid schemes and I didn't think I could despise him more when he was a player.

    Big nosed mutant.
     
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  5. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    It looks like snivelling Keef's going to hurl Lachel Leaves under the bus to save his own skin over the China Spying crisis. I wonder if that has anything to do with her crying in Parliament and at Conference.

    Seems he's changed his view now the consequences are so big, as he's previously said:

    He was said to have told them there was no escaping the scale of the defeats which said “something profound about the size of the journey we have to go”.

    He said: “To be clear, I take responsibility. Nobody else.

    “I lead the Labour Party and it is entirely on me.”
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Sadiq Khan is up for it next year, Trumpy won't beat him.
     
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  7. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    I have zero idea what the NPC that won it has done to deserve it beyond being the UN's favoured candidate in the elections, but the time frames for this one pretty much excluded Trump this time round as I think he'd barely been in a position for a fortnight.

    Whilst his current achievements are incredible (so far) they had, and still haven't any idea if he has brought peace.
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Now there was a President, the last decent one before a load of dross
     
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  9. stopmeandslapme

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    Deal :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  10. Toby

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    Starmer pushed for Palestine to be recognised, he deserves it above anyone else :emoticon-0150-hands

    <badger>
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Joint winners?
     
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  12. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Hmm, given they're advocating for two of the people most responsible for the collapse of the Labour party, maybe the lefties weren't lying about not voting Labour.

    I guess this raises the question of who they actually back. They're pretty much left with Hobby Horse Davy or Hypnotits.

    They've painted themselves out of being able to claim to be apolitical. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Obama created armed & funded Isis or as it was known then the Arab spring .

    Giving Jihadists Toyota pick ups & American weapons to topple Assad .

    He drone stiked weddings & US citizens too .

    What a hero <laugh>

    The Nobel prize is pointless now like peerages .

    If you have Sir in front of your name you're probably a *****phile like Sir Rolf & Sir Jimmy
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Angry middle aged white men have a lot to answer for

     
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    He’s such a WEF shill !
     
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  17. DMD

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    They've also said they're looking at forcing it on school children, at the same time they're looking at policies to stop kids having mobiles at school and restricting their access at other times, which has a few issues including safety if they can't warn of an attacker.

    That'll stop the migrants.
     
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  18. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I did as the meme asked and multiplied my penis length (in inches) by how old I was when I first had sex. I scored 28. That doesn't seem like much :(.
     
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    Penis length of .5 ?
     
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  20. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Doh!

    I was fourteen when I doinked a woman who looked a little like Mick Hucknall.
     
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