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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Aye, it's boomed financially since it opened up to more capitalism, after it was floundering under Maoism. The ordinary people don't quite get to enjoy it yet.
     
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    That will make those Christian Nigerians being genocided by Muslims feel much better about their situation I'm sure
     
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    It's okay, it'll be balanced by the money we'd get from the Norsemen for the genocide of the Harrying of the North, and the Barbary Pirates for their slavery antics.
     
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    Only God can save us now
     
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    Good start

    What they need to do next is

    Reverse the EE NI increase

    Revise (reduce) the VAT rate applied to this type of business

    Get energy cost under control (set a workable cap that controls costs for establishments)


    The local councils also need to offer rates relief for newly established business

    This SHOULD help these business reduce prices.


    Then we might see the trend of 8 pubs a week closing reverse / slow down .
     
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    The papers you read have been telling us China has been on the brink of collapse for 40 years.

    Their PPP is about double the USA

    Meanwhile the poor Chinese farmers...

     
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  7. DMD

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    The only bits I recall reading about China being in a state of collapse, was when there was a push to remove Maoism, because as time has shown, the shift towards financial capitalism, even with social Marxism was a better option.

    Your example is of capitalism working better than socialism.
     
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    Maybe you should move there?
     
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    I'm quite comfortable. You seem unhappy with where you live.

    May I suggest Suicide?
     
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    Where's that? The East End of Glasgow?
     
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    You got a spare Hamas belt going ?
     
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    People rang up with concerns about his behaviour and him trying to radicalise younger folk but as usual nothing was done about it.
     
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    Oh sorry I forgot. Imbeciles, must always to remember imbeciles.

    Let's imagine this working the other way around shall we? Let's imagine how the conversation would go in Syria -

    Syrian Border Agent - Name?
    Me - Crusade Smith
    Agent - Did you say Crusade?
    Me - Yes, my old Dad loved a bit of Christian mayhem and sacking of Jerusalem
    Agent - You do realize how offensive it is to Muslims to go around calling yourself Crusade?
    Me - Well, what's in a name eh? Live and let live, that's my motto! Not my Dad of course, his motto was "Butcher every Muslim you see, their men, women and children. All put to the sword, show no mercy. Impose Christianity on the barbarians" bit of a mouthful I grant you.
    Agent - says here you have been accused of rape?
    Me - Well to be fair guvnor she was asking for it, I mean what 12 year old sand N****r does't want to be assaulted by a fine upstanding white man? Know what I mean? Nudge Nudge Wink Wink!
    Agent - Frankly Mr Smith I can't see how you can expect to be granted citizenship in a majority Muslim nation with beliefs like that and a name like Crusade
    Me - Well it's like this chief innit, ahem "If you don't grant me full citizenship to Syria I shall have no option other than to tell the Guardian that you is in breach of my Human Rights"
    Agent - Well I suppose I have no option other than to welcome you to Syria. Feel free to take a house and benefits and help yourself to raping as many of our young girls as you like. Sir.
     
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    Our old chum Konstantin sums it up rather well

     
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    Wikipedia early life
     
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    It's a tricky one, as it removes some of the controls from those currently tasked with taking care of the well-being of those in the neighbourhood, where they consider the potential for noise and disorder, which they currently apply to the hours some pubs can stay open until.

    Those things are still liable to be key factors for many pubs, meaning little will change with their opening hours, but corner shops and other outlets will be free to sell alcohol with less restrictions and control.

    Given they account for the bulk of alcohol sales these days, it's quite possible it will increase the number of pubs closing, as well as increase alcohol related offenses.
     
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    Depends on the result
     
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    Its the billionaires who are funding the invasion.

    I agree with you, but corrupted big Govt is facilitating the transer of wealth from the tax base to the lizard-class.
     
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