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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    I went to a French restaurant last night and I ordered Napoleon chicken for the first time.

    When It came there was no meat just the carcass.

    I said to the waitress: "What's this?!!"

    "She said: "It's the boney part".
     
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    I went to a Chinese restaurant the other day and called the waiter over.

    "Excuse me, mate . . . . this chicken is rubbery."

    The waiter replied "Thank you very much."
     
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    I saw Michael J Fox in the florists this morning.

    He had his Back to the Fuschias....
     
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    That’s an actual photograph from last month - apart from the superimposed dinghy and passengers - it’s Cwmbwrla Roundabout in Swansea, the Sytner BMW garage is just 100 behind where the photographer was standing!
     
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