I would have to say the best legal high would be ****ing your mrs's best mate (female) while your mrs sleeps in the next room...
Bitch? You really do have an obsession with dogs. Anyways, here at GC we have decided to keep you as our pet Geordie, pet. Dance for us.
First we must teach him not to **** in the house, then we can make him dance Also can we call him Speedo?
Speaking of our pet, Gambol, I came down the cyber stairs this morning only to find my slippers had been chewed to **** by that little **** nufc4life. Now I suggest you train the little ****er or I'm taking him for a nice one-way trip to the canal.
Would have to be a cloth soaked in lighter fluid tied round your face whilst having an asphxy-**** with your feet on a hot water bottle. Best legal high ever!
Is it not just illegal to 'prepare' them? Ie take them out of the field, boil them etc. I think it is legal to eat them in the field.