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British Politics spam thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Ok mate

    The hotel guests are being paid by fake bank accounts.

    The hotel owners are too stupid to set up bank accounts and are being paid in cash

    Got it :emoticon-0175-drunk
     
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  2. stopmeandslapme

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    **** is not an insult south of the border either, you ****.
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

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    ID Cards are a distraction

    We are already fully monitored
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I've been wasting my time calling English ****s a ****? Disappointing.
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

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    Yes, in England it means the same as “diamond geezer”.
     
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  7. DMD

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    It's been reported to me by an extremely reliable source that a suspended and resigned British Labour MP was engaged in sexual misconduct with an underage "rent boy" younger than 16. According to the source, the sex was so violent that the child will be forced to wear a colostomy bag for the rest of his life. Additionally, I have been informed that their is potentially a super injunction or gag order to prevent speaking about the incident, which IMO can only be in place to protect the Labour Party's reputation along with the former MP in question. Meanwhile, a child suffers.
    @abridgen
    tells me there is an unwritten rule amongst corrupt government officials, "we don't expose their sexual deviance and they don't expose (ours)."
     
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  8. Pud

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    They don’t have bank accounts but don’t need one for cash delivery .

    If delivered to a hotel , probably for i believe they get a daily allowance, so this cash is probably for that … imo

    However , Tobias makes a good point . If hotel or office block etc has a ATM, probably that being filled up .
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <rofl>
     
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    2:34
     
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  11. DMD

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  12. Toby

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    There are these things called 'cash points' guys. People need to fill them up, it's on a schedule. No one brings cash to hand out in those box thingies.

    Jesus ****ing Christ
     
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  13. Pud

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    Used to work for NCR and had , as of induction, I spent a day with Securicor . Was in a holding depot standing in front of 1000s of those wee boxes .


    Millions of GBP … #stauner
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Nick Brown
     
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  15. Toby

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  17. DMD

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    No matter how much they pull the chain, the turd just won't flush.

    No wonder they don't want inquiries into grooming gangs, and they blocked investigations into elite ****s.
     
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  18. DMD

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  20. DMD

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    Labour are quite keen to blame the previous government for any perceived failures, but happy to take the credit for measures put in place by them

    Not one of those that covered it up has been taken to task. You may have missed which party most of those represent, or who is still working the hardest to block inquiries.

    That aside, this is about people and lives, as well as morality. Party politics is a silly game to play when the uniparty has so much blood on its hands.
     
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