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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I'm guessing all the people on here that hate Farage & hope someone throws battery acid on him , but didn't vote for Labour are thrilled with the latest Labour conference.

    The message is Renew Britain with non British people & **** the British people over at every opportunity, especially if they don't vote Labour.
     
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  2. Ponders Revisited

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    For greater effect and clarity, use a full stop after 'school'.

    A semicolon would also work, but the finality of the full stop adds drama to the following clause.

    No one appreciates a comma splice.
     
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    Toby came intensely from memory.

    Last time I saw him as giddy was when the tyrannical toareez locked every **** down for a mild cold and he read the statistics that white British were a minority in their own capital city.
     
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  5. DMD

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    1. I pay £70pcm for private health insurance for my family, after witnessing first hand that the NHS is ****e.
    2. Govt subsidising everything is why we are paying sky high taxes. School uniforms aren't that expensive and why should people who can afford breakfast get it free?
    3. Don't know enough about it but if you're good at your job, then you wont get sacked, and if you do, and your employer wants to rehire you, then its your choice to tell them to eff off or go back to them.
    4. Green targets are why we are paying the highest energy bills in the West. We've got enough coal and gas to heat everyone in the country, instead we are importing £7bn worth of gas and oil from ****ing Norway as our own Govt ban drilling for new fields in the same ****ing sea!!
    5. Don't even know what that is but the reason our food is so dear is because our govt are spending billions every year and inflating our money away making it ****ing useless.
     
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    Let's just hope you never fall on your arse and have to live on handouts.
     
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  10. Phineas Fogg

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    And food banks, I mean who can't afford to buy food? They should all get rid of their Sky, cut down on the Lattes and cancel Netflix...vibes.
     
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    Check out this sad act.

     
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  12. EDGE.

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    We'd all never need a hand out if we weren't working over 6 months of the year for free and just to pay tax, stop being a ****ing idiot ffs.

    Everything that is **** in the world is funded through tax.
     
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    Your Govt spending is causing the inflation that is making everything more expensive. Its basic economics.

    The secret to inflation is not encouraging your govt to spend more money like its going out of fashion.

    But anyone with half a brain knows they are trying to crash the fiat currency so they can introduce their programmable digital currency.
     
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  14. Phineas Fogg

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    Do you seriously not know any people who are struggling through no fault of their own, because illness or injury has made them unable to work despite having worked all their life?

    Socialism is believing in helping people when they need it, yet some see it as a weakness or flaw in the system when it's just common humanity and decency.
     
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    I never voted Labour, it's not my government. Sorry.
     
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    Don't get much more white working class than crack head offspring tbf
     
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    Stop being a simpleton.

    For every genuine "case", theres about 40 ****s ripping the hole out it.

    And if everyone didn't work fro 6month of the year just to pay tax, when you saw a genuine person in your community, needing a hand, that community would rally round and help.
     
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    You reside in the UK ergo its your government *****
     
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  20. Toby

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    So instead of 'tax', you'd just pay private companies. Wow, would be loads cheaper.

    Private firemen, private road repairs, private healthcare, private schools, etc...

    Seems like a genius plan, even Thatcher wasn't daft enough to suggest it.
     
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