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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Really? I was qutie late talkin to Manobear but didn't see the aulden around. RHC- He who never sleeps, he watches..... and waits.
     
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  2. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    for me the whole thing has got to the point of I don't really care either way. I'd rather discuss the contents of RHC's kitchen bin!

    Or whether he secretly wishes to be sweats' butt monkey.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Someone's very confused here. I never go on here at night. I was in the alehouse drinking Carling and free sambuca, then went home for some stew. Didn't have much room for it though.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    With a member of the proportions of The Hammerhead <yikes>, it would be a terrible waste to be a "butt monkey", most of all with sweats. I don't mind a fit woman's finger shoved up mein arschlock <ok>
     
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  5. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    It's the posts you posted this morning Mr Postman. <yikes>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    of your strong points.

    Clearly stats isn't one
     
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  7. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    a mate of mine put this **** joke on fb this morning... thought you scouse twats with yor famed sense of humour would like it.. Clearly that statement does not include Sky as we all know he is a gooner.. <ok>

    Man buys a budgie. It kept repeating &#8220;I&#8217;m a scouse budgie & I&#8217;m hard as ****!&#8221;

    After a week, man is so fed up he buys a kestrel, put it in the cage & said, &#8220;lets see how hard you are now!&#8221;

    Next mornin&#8217; the kestrel is dead, Budgie said, &#8220;I&#8217;m a scouse budgie & I&#8217;m hard as ****!&#8221;
    ...
    Man buys a buzzard & put it in the cage. Next mornin&#8217; the buzzard is dead.

    Budgie said, &#8220;I&#8217;m a scouse budgie & I&#8217;m hard as ****!&#8221;

    Man buys a golden eagle & put it in the cage. Next mornin&#8217; the eagle is dead & the budgie has no feathers left.







    Budgie said, &#8221; ****in el lad I had to take my jacket off for that one
     
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  8. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    ha ha

    did you know there is an 80mile pipline from a welsh mountain to prestonbrook where they tap directly to the supply in order to produce the beloved carling?
     
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  9. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    78.9% of statistics are made up on the spot... surely being an alleged scientist you should know this...
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Didn't bother. Does it end "I had to take my jacket off for that one" by any chance? I posted that on here months ago <ok>
     
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  11. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Something has changed in here...
     
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  12. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    i concur my good sir!
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Would you like to highlight some of my "surreal" posts, then Zingy?
     
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  14. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    No more KPR ??

    Senile Penile always on about his pecker ?

    Hows you anyway pissy pants ?
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There's no brewery at Preston Brook now.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You just made that figure up on the spot. Of that I am 100% certain with six sigma gertainty <ok>
     
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  17. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    It may have been the mood I was in when reading but there was some about candle wax, a mere misplaced reply to a post with just 'Yes'. There was one not so surreal which I could relate to where you asked that lad where he was from, except I have always wondered how old he was...Judging by his posts I would guess 15.
     
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  18. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    no!

    when did that go, it was huge. had a jolly there once, we had a tour and all that, then got completely ratted, and crashed out in the minibus.
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Put that spliff out now. I've not mentioned anything about candle wax, you strange get. I asked where he was from because his grammar is utterly atrocious. He must be foreign (<yikes> is that racist?).
     
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  20. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    No, but I thought it was down to his age, hence the peacedove and rose at the start and end of every post. Though that does seem rather French to me. <yikes>

    Certainly not German anyway. <ok>
     
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