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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Kopites .... read pussies

    you do know that the original away paddock in the Annie rd, was built to keep United fans in and out of the the rest of annie rd and out of the kop, it never really worked did it.

    I before you retort with some rubbish about yor "mighty" kop, I've been in the kop when you've played united, along with hundred's other united fans who couldn't get in the away end, and they certainly made their presence felt. :)

    Any way it was dumb a dumb song, just a notch above that other dumb song You'll Never Walk Alone ..................... now that does make you want to :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That just shows how tolerant we are as supporters, allowing untermensch to stand alongside us. <ok>
     
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  3. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    fair play I thought you'd bite but you didn't.

    banter aside I'm glad those days are gone, I think the atmosphere of those times are sadly missed in the game today, but that's about all.


    where is everyone today? ... crimbo jollies?
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I'm here.

    Had a couple of festive ales last night, can't recall what it was but the word santa was involved. Very nice too, dark like a Hobgoblin but smoother.


    Got a hot date tonight, withthis 60 year old dear. Long story, where I'm lodging whilst working away there is the sister in law of the landlady of the B&B and she's a bit of a laugh, in the process of moving to Somerset to retire. I helped a bit with her move out of something to do of an evening and she came down the pub for a evening meal one night with me but has also cooked for me. When I went round that night she immediately said if I wanted more than one glass of wine I could have the spare room so the joke is she's after me!!

    As it's my last week we're off out again tonight, she wanted to go to this restaurant but I said I fancied a pint or two so we're off to the pub, a candle lit meal for two would have been too bizarre for me to handle.

    ****ing hell, if she does try it on I'll be mortified!! Sweats reckons I should do her and kill her.
     
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  5. Sweats

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    ****ing right...


    jesus I am soooooooooo ****ing bored... in the office on my own too... debating seeing whether i can get away with watching porn an tugging one off as the school children walk past..

    discovered a rather nice sauvignon blanc the other day, marlborough estate from new zealand.. its on offer in tesco was tremendous <ok> I also didnt need to chew loads of rennie either whilst drinking it which in my book equates to a good wine...
     
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  6. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    I have it .... lovely it is. tesco have a good one at the moment i/2 price @ £5 odd a bottle.






    chops just get bladdered and bash her back doors in under some strategically placed mistletoe.

    use your phone to record the whole sordid event,and stick it on FB later, but somehow tag it to Foo's status, that should liven festivities a bit
     
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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    If she were alright I might consider it but, honestly, no ****ing chance. I saw an advert for a half price Sauvignon Blanc last night, not sure if it was Tesco or Morrisons though.

    Loosely talking of MILF's, you should see this parent at my little lads school. She sometimes takes her boys to the same football on a Saturday morning and, BY ****, is she ****ing hot. I mean, seriously, she'd had at least two kids too. She blows my mind.

    I've no chance unless she wants a scuzzy Manc bit of rough. Which she might, I couldn't blame her.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Get her rodded. I regularly visit 'german granny group sex' on XNXX. What filthy whores those old krauts are <ok>
     
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  9. Sweats

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    Thats where i got it from <ok>

    has anyone got this snow we were definitely promised??
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Are all manc supporters wine snobs? <doh>
     
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  11. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Some blew in this morning...then blew away up here in Scotland.

    Anyway, how long will it take UIR to get sick of his new girlfriend and realise that not606 is a good way to get away from the missus?




    "I'm working dear" <ok>
     
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  12. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    <doh> on me, they must have two on the go then, the one I saw was at one of those metro jobbies might of been a bin end or something.


    yep we're supposed have the white stuff tomorrow, and I'm not talking the peruvian kind!
     
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  13. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    ah go and sup ya carling and tizer shandy!
     
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  14. Sweats

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    Well lets face it we as Manchester United Supporters are more used to the finer things in life <ok>



    If anyone was unfortunate enough to see the final of X factor you would have noticed that they had cameras in Liverpool as a show of support for the scouse lad... Did anyone see the Mayor of Liverpool?? I thought it very apt that he had a a hub cap as his mayoral bling... <ok> will see if i can find a pic to prove this..
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    "a hubcap". Utter bollocks.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I don't adulterate my Carling (made with 100% British barley) with anything.
     
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  17. Sweats

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    You stick to ya cooking lager <ok>
     
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  18. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    ... well about 99% welsh water and 1% barley anyway
     
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  19. BCR

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    had some funky russian stout last night, not bad, potent that is for sure. Amazed the Suarez x Evra case hasn't made this thread explode. RHC you keeping things at bay?
     
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  20. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I don't think he has slept all night. Been reading most of his posts from this morning...surreal.
     
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