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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

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  1. Pud

    Pud Well-Known Member

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    They’re probably ready for launch .
     
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    Pud, Sep 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
  2. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Why the **** has dopey keef chosen this hill to die on?

    How can they (we) even afford it?

    It was explicitly ruled out of the manifesto, so he knows he has no mandate for it.

     
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    DMD, Sep 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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    DMD Eh?
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    *lunch
    **dinner up here.
     
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    DMD, Sep 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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  4. Ponders Revisited

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    *fallen
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Sep 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    ..
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
  6. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Actually, there is no comma splice.

    Nice one.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Sep 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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    What do you call a large ranty sentence without punctuation on purpose?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
  8. Ponders Revisited

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    In your case, a cathartic outpouring.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Sep 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Run on sentence?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
  10. Ponders Revisited

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    Nope. You missed out two commas and a hyphen, but other than that it was fine.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Sep 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM

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    Who made me the expert? I'm just a pretentious urchin from the depths of Thamesmead.

    It's best to ignore me in the same way that Mindo ignores the auxiliary verb.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Sep 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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    Hyphen .

    <laugh>

     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
  13. Ponders Revisited

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    Are you tickled by the hyphen?
     
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    I was born in the town of CAPS LOCK MICHIGAN smerica
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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    Hymen lol

    Knickers
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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    Screenshot_20250925_184711_Telegram.jpg


    If only he had listened, it could have been so much better.

    A.I blurred both our trousers
     
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    *lunch you fat phuk
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    You both had your cocks out didn’t you :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    EDGE., Sep 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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    So far, Owen Jones, Jeremy Corbyn and Tommeh Robertson have all come out against Digital ID

    is this Starmer playing 14D chess and bringing the country together?

    Or is this his Sunak moment where he’s committing political suicide now that he’s got his pals their big contracts?

    Or his he just the worst prime minister since… the last one?
     
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    EDGE., Sep 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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    images (22).jpeg Christmas dinner at the Corbyn household gets awkward but Jeremy's Mexican wife does a good spread
     
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