Theres a joke like that in Capricorn One, one of my favourite films. Saw it as a kid and it's my favourite joke ...
I saw that film as well I think it was based on the conspiracy that we never landed on the moon As Hollywood said as one voice "If we had faked a landing on the moon we would have made a much better job of it"
2 of my nieces are veggie, their brother used hide small pieces of chicken in their meals then tell them once they'd finished eating
I remember this guy one time buying some samosa's, an equal number of veg and meat ones, only trouble was he got them mixed up, I pmsl and he goes to me please don't say nowt mate they will ****ing kill me. I played it safe and didn't say a word.