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Great. We've sent back an 89 year old wheelchair bound Somalian with COPD on a dinghy by herself to Frogland.

We're accepting a 22 year old undocumented male Paki who will arrive by helicopter at his 4 star Hotel in Warwickshire where a champagne breakfast awaits him. He can then roam freely on the grounds with a shotgun hunting wild boar and local honky homosapiens.

All going swimmingly

 

You must be blind

 

Majestic. Suggest you do a limited run of museum-quality prints of this.

 

That's good to know. Ta for the update.

Shame about the Somalian, though.

 

Worse things happen at sea.

 

Labour what?

 

If I travelled to Eritrea without my passport and put my hand out, would they give me a hotel room, food and money?

I'm genuinely curious as to whether there is a reciprocal arrangement.

 

You’d probably be mugged, dry bummed and then eaten by a family of savages. Enjoy the trip.

 

So we don't have a one in one out agreement with Eritrea then?

 

No. They send us one and we send them a Red Cross Parcel to feed a family of 24.

 

It appears they give basic support to refugees, accommodation and do not force them to leave in some sort of nationalistic tantrum.

 

You should go there then.

 

I think I'll book up for the fortnight.

 

Send us a postcard.

 

Depends what was in it....

 

Sounds like Saturday night in Hull

 

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