It was a fair effort, IF you remove the whole middle paragraph. This could still work... "The juddering halt to the Man Utd juggernaut has been really good for my mental health, as a man of a certain age the 90s and 2000s were so ****ing hard! All my raw football hatred now gets focused on Liverpool…. it’s a cycle innit"
Saturday 20th September Liverpool 2 v 1 Everton (Salah) Brighton & Hove Albion 2 v 2 Tottenham Hotspur (Richarlison) Burnley 1 v 2 Nottingham Forest (Wood) West Ham United 1 v 2 Crystal Palace (Mateta) Wolverhampton Wanderers 1 v 1 Leeds United (Strand Larsson) Manchester United 1 v 2 Chelsea (Pedro) Fulham 1 v 1 Brentford (Muniz) Sunday 21st September AFC Bournemouth 2 v 2 Newcastle United (Semenyo) Sunderland 0 v 1 Aston Villa (Watkins) Arsenal 1 v 1 Manchester City (Haaland)
Saturday 20th September Liverpool 2 v 1 Everton (Ekitike) Brighton & Hove Albion 1 v 2 Tottenham Hotspur (Johnson) Burnley 2 v 1 Nottingham Forest (Anthony) West Ham United 0 v 2 Crystal Palace (Mateta) Wolverhampton Wanderers 2 v 1 Leeds United (Strand Larsson) Manchester United 1 v 2 Chelsea (Pedro) Fulham 2 v 1 Brentford (Muniz) Sunday 21st September AFC Bournemouth 1 v 0 Newcastle United (Semenyo) Sunderland 2 v 1 Aston Villa (Isidor) Arsenal 2 v 1 Manchester City (Gyokeres)
Saturday 20th September Liverpool 3-1 Everton Ekitike Brighton & Hove Albion 0-0 Tottenham Hotspur Welbeck Burnley 1-1 Nottingham Forest Wood West Ham United 0-2 Crystal Palace Mateta Wolverhampton Wanderers 1-0 Leeds United Larsen Manchester United 1-2 Chelsea Palmer Fulham 1-1 Brentford Muniz Sunday 21st September AFC Bournemouth 1-1 Newcastle United Woltemade Sunderland 0-1 Aston Villa Rogers Arsenal 2-2 Manchester City Haaland
Card please. Saturday 20th September Liverpool 2 v 1 Everton (Wirzt) Brighton & Hove Albion 1 v 2 Tottenham Hotspur (Simons) Burnley 1 v 1 Nottingham Forest (Wood) West Ham United 2 v 2 Crystal Palace (Mateta) Wolverhampton Wanderers 1 v 1 Leeds United (Gnonto) Manchester United 1 v 2 Chelsea (Palmer) Fulham 2 v 2 Brentford (Damsgaard) Sunday 21st September AFC Bournemouth 1 v 2 Newcastle United (Big Nick) Sunderland 1 v 1 Aston Villa (Watkins) Arsenal 2 v 2 Manchester City (Haarland)
Liverpool 2 v 0 Everton Salah Brighton & Hove Albion 2 v 2 Tottenham Hotspur Mitoma Burnley 1 v 1 Nottingham Forest Foster West Ham United 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Mateta Wolverhampton Wanderers 2 v 1 Leeds United Larsen Manchester United 1 v 2 Chelsea Palmer Fulham 1 v 0 Brentford Iwobi Sunday 21st September AFC Bournemouth 3 v 0 Newcastle United Semenyo Sunderland 1 v 2 Aston Villa Watkins Arsenal 2 v 2 Manchester City Haaland
Saturday 20th September Liverpool 3 - 1 Everton (Ekitike) Brighton & Hove Albion 1 - 1 Tottenham Hotspur (Welbeck) Burnley 1 - 0 Nottingham Forest (Foster) West Ham United 1 - 2 Crystal Palace (Mateta) Wolves 1 - 1 Leeds United (Hee Hee Chan) Manchester United 1 - 3 Chelsea (Palmer) Fulham 1 - 0 Brentford (Iwobi) Sunday 21st September Bournemouth 1 - 2 Newcastle United (Evanilson) Sunderland 1 - 1 Aston Villa (McGinn) Arsenal 2 - 2 Manchester City (Gyokeres) Play my first card this week Jak, thank you please!