I was winning an argument with the wife, when she cheated by taking her top off . . . . it was a boody trap !
Kareoke was not invented by the Japanese as some might think . . . . it was invented by an Indian Sikh crooner called Gerrupta Singh Also, Bob the Builder was not created by Keith Chapman . . . . it was a joint effort between Kanwe Fikzit (an Austrian of Ghanaian descent) and a Pakistani, Yeshwi Khan
Last night I left my phone under my pillow, this morning it was gone, and there was a pound coin in its place. It must have been the Bluetooth Fairy !