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WINNER ANNOUNCED - NUFC v Wolves OFFICIAL competition

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by CaraMatt, Sep 14, 2025.

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And the best headline is….

Poll closed Sep 16, 2025.

  1. Rim & Back for 2 - “Big Nick Uber Alles.”

    2 vote(s)
    14.3%

  2. Maximin Effort - “Murphy Provides as Wolte-Made Scoring debut”

    2 vote(s)
    14.3%

  3. G4rdToonArmy - “Didn't watch, didn't read, Howay the Lads!”

    3 vote(s)
    21.4%

  4. Magdad - “Scoring goals as easy as Czech birds”

    3 vote(s)
    21.4%

  5. Anonymous - “Wolte you believe it!! … Made in Newcastle”

    1 vote(s)
    7.1%

  6. Chippy - “80’s porn star delivers with head”

    8 vote(s)
    57.1%

  7. Obi Wan - “CARAMATT ATE MY HAMSTER (DURING WOLVES GAME)”

    3 vote(s)
    21.4%
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  1. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Scoring goals as easy as Czech birds

    Newcastle's new record signing made scoring goals look almost as easy as scoring with czech birds.
     
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  2. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    "Didn't watch, didn't read, Howay the Lads!"
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Sep 15, 2025
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  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    BIG NICK DICKS WOLVES, CARAMATT FACKS CATS!
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 15, 2025
  4. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    Great entry… probably won’t win, but it’s a fair completion so who’s to say :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    CaraMatt, Sep 15, 2025
  5. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    Get off my thread, that’s rubbish
     
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    CaraMatt, Sep 15, 2025
  6. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    **** sake…. Mods???
     
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    CaraMatt, Sep 15, 2025
  7. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    One post closer to a 3 game suspension…

    online forums have become a cesspit of toxic masculinity
     
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    CaraMatt, Sep 15, 2025
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    I think you are supposed to be in charge of this competition not the Mods.

    I wouldn't want to interfere or impinge.

    ;)
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Sep 15, 2025
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  9. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Corruption - terrified of my journalistic eminence and trying to cut the competition off at the knees despite keeping it within the parameters you set!

    #VOTEGTA
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Sep 15, 2025
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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  11. Obi Wan

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    Mod here. Mind your language please or your thread will be taken down.
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 15, 2025
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  12. cronemeister

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    Voller on Stilts...CASHBACK !
     
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  13. Rim & Black for 2

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    Wolt Sprung, Scored, Technik: Nick's Debut Winner
     
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    Rim & Black for 2, Sep 15, 2025
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  14. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    Ooohhhh… contender!


    Unlike @G4rdToonArmy (*in my personal opinion, and with no effect on the fairness of the competition)
     
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  15. CaraMatt

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    Meh… you already blotted your copybook matey
     
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    CaraMatt, Sep 15, 2025
  16. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    We’re going down this road?

    :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    CaraMatt, Sep 15, 2025
  17. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    this stinks of manipulation and sour grapes!
     
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    CaraMatt, Sep 15, 2025
  18. Obi Wan

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    I don't get it, how does that headline relate to our win against Wolves?
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 15, 2025
  19. CaraMatt

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    There is no requirement for that in any comment after your FIRST comment -
    READ
    THE
    RULES
    <doh>
     
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    CaraMatt, Sep 15, 2025
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  20. Obi Wan

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    tumblr_9cb1252c6d0f9d647fd85ec78c52c7bc_fba7bc25_500-1.gif
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 15, 2025
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