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Shoot on sight boys, look who's playing in goal for the scummers!

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  1. Singing Blue 3

    Singing Blue 3 Well-Known Member

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  2. Saint Possum

    Saint Possum Well-Known Member

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    Wow can't believe you have picked up on that Sb3 :emoticon-0113-sleep:emoticon-0113-sleep:emoticon-0113-sleep
    A very Big Derby game deserves more originality than that.
    I am sure if you had a school report it would have said " Could have done better "
     
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  3. Singing Blue 3

    Singing Blue 3 Well-Known Member

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    I loved the one that even the League 1 show pundits could not fathom, you know the save where he dives across the goal for a shot but instead of using his hands and catching it or punching it away it comes back off his shoulder/chest and bizarrly does not get punished, a horror show by all accounts. I hope he has another one , I could not stop laughing on Saurday night!<laugh> <ok>
     
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  4. Is it even confirmed that Bart is playing?

    I think it might be Super Kelv.
     
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  5. Gordon Gekko

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    kelvin is playing. Bart just had a bad game, he's in the top 15 keepers in the league and a great back up.
     
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  6. Singing Blue 3

    Singing Blue 3 Well-Known Member

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    Maybe, maybe not did he have a calf strain? Perhaps he might do a Crouch and get injured in the warm up, although I heard it from a good source at Fratton Park that he vomited in the tunnel and lost his bottle, which was why he never played in demolition Derby 1<laugh>!
     
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  7. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

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    Sky and BBC have said Davis is in line to start!

    SHUT DOWN! <laugh>

    Makes this thread look a laughing stock!
     
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    The embarrassing thing is Bart is still better than both P*mpey keepers <laugh>

    Bart got told he was playing only shortly before KO on Saturday.

    Don't blame him for being nervous, Davis wasn't risked ahead of the game this weekend.

    But he is due to return this weekend:
    http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11700/7373299/Davis-set-for-Saints-return
     
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  9. So there we have it.

    KD is coming for youuuuuuu...
     
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  10. Singing Blue 3

    Singing Blue 3 Well-Known Member

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    the only one that looks rediculous is Bart which is what the threads about!<laugh>
     
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  11. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    SB3 I am convinced you are a Saints fan at heart......you never stop talking about our fabulous team and its fans. you know the form and looks of every player even to what the player eats.......Nah... you are a definate Saints fan at heart no doubt about it I am sure most will agree...........<laugh>
     
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  12. SB3, I have found the perfect Crimbo pressie for you...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. AdamBanana20

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    Just admit it you're a saints fan.
     
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  14. Singing Blue 3

    Singing Blue 3 Well-Known Member

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    Having followed Pompey home and away for many years and visited 2/3rd's of the Football League clubs to watch them, I take that as an afront!. Quite obviously I have blue blood coursing through my veins.<ok>
     
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    ^
    Oh SB3, what a joker <laugh>
     
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  16. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    No, I don't think that SB3 is a Saints fan.

    He just really, really , really wishes he was. <laugh>
     
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  17. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Seriously. The top 15? Come on!

    16-30 must be pretty dire then.

    I know one Swallow doesn't make a Summer, but he was so bad against Blackpool I actually felt sorry for him after the second goal. How can a professional keeper, try to save a shot with his chest, whilst his arms are glued to his sides?
     
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  18. Schrodinger's Cat

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    SB3, Horseshoe crabs have got blue blood, and are one of the most primitive creatures in the sea - any relative?
     
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  19. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    How else could a keeper save a shot, if his arms are glued to his side!!! Actually, I think there should be an enquiry into who glued them so....
     
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    Hang on a minute! Kelvin Davis is nothing to write home about..and the other one .....well, enough said. <laugh>

    For all their power up front with Lambert, they have a soft underbelly that's going to get tickled on Sunday. <ok>
     
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