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WINNER ANNOUNCED - NUFC v Wolves OFFICIAL competition

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by CaraMatt, Sep 14, 2025.

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And the best headline is….

Poll closed Sep 16, 2025.
  1. Rim & Back for 2 - “Big Nick Uber Alles.”

    14.3%
  2. Maximin Effort - “Murphy Provides as Wolte-Made Scoring debut”

    14.3%
  3. G4rdToonArmy - “Didn't watch, didn't read, Howay the Lads!”

    21.4%
  4. Magdad - “Scoring goals as easy as Czech birds”

    21.4%
  5. Anonymous - “Wolte you believe it!! … Made in Newcastle”

    7.1%
  6. Chippy - “80’s porn star delivers with head”

    57.1%
  7. Obi Wan - “CARAMATT ATE MY HAMSTER (DURING WOLVES GAME)”

    21.4%
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  1. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    Newspaper style Competition time


    Now open for entries in Matt’s all new, never-seen-before quiz style game for Not606 NUFC members


    The game;

    1) Think of a heading that you might see written in extra big letters (an attention grabber) in the sports pages of a newspaper or a website …. the type of big letters attention grabbing intro that’d appear just before a report of a football match.

    2) Now - remember the game our team played yesterday against the Wolverhampton Wanderers and see if you can imaging what that big-lettered intro might say if it relate to that match

    3) Post your entry here (and comply with the rules below)

    Simples!

    RULE - Your entry must contain no more than 7 words, and must contain at least 4 words

    RULE - Your first comment will be taken as your entry, (this set-up is NOT my entry) ….


    so no small talk pre-making your entry (relates only to this competition; Magdad see me if confused)

    Competition closes 12 noon the day we beat Barca (Thursday 18th Sep)

    *Fairness will be central to this competition, please disregard earlier less-than-ideal competitions

    ** please also disregard any competitions that might currently be running and which you know are carrying the strong aroma of corruption
     
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  2. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    Wolte you believe it!! …
    Made in Newcastle
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Big Nick Uber Alles.
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Seems like a rip off version of a better, more honest game but I’ll give it a go. At least you aren’t as frightened as FB by banning those who are more likely to win so that he could cheat and win.
     
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    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    “Seems like a rip off version of a better, more honest game” -

    This competition is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the rules, guidelines, purposes and any names used are the product of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to alternative games, competitions, quizzes and challenges is purely coincidental.

    And Thank You for your entry
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    CARAMATT ATE MY HAMSTER
    (DURING WOLVES GAME)
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    1. The game;

      1) Think of a heading that you might see written in extra big letters (an attention grabber) in the sports pages of a newspaper or a website …. the type of big letters attention grabbing intro that’d appear just before a report of a football match. TICK

      2) Now - remember the game our team played yesterday against the Wolverhampton Wanderers and see if you can imaging what that big-lettered intro might say if it relate to that match TICK

      3) Post your entry here (and comply with the rules below) TICK

      Simples!

      RULE - Your entry must contain no more than 7 words, and must contain at least 4 words TICK

      RULE - Your first comment will be taken as your entry, (this set-up is NOT my entry) ….TICK
    I am in with a very good chance of winning here. IF this game is fair.
     
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  8. JesusChrist Allmighty

    JesusChrist Allmighty Well-Known Member

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    We sold our best player and wolves got Woltemaded.
     
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  9. Rum & Black for 2

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    Hmm, 9 words. Wonder how the Plastic Games Manager will handle this. :)
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    80’s porn star delivers with head
     
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

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    I see the Sunday Sport headline writer is pitching in.

    <laugh>
     
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  12. cronemeister

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    So a competition with no prize, well done on creating the ****test ever competition known to man !
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    And the best headline is...

    <applause><applause>
     
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  14. Maximin Effort

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    Murphy Provides as Wolte-Made Scoring debut
     
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  15. CaraMatt

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    still with the trash talk eh… Tommy
     
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  16. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    Oh this is STRONG
     
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  17. CaraMatt

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    Too many words Crone
     
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  18. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    Adheres to rules
    Makes worthy entry
    Doesn’t diss the competition meister

    All round healthy effort that clearly makes the cut
     
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  19. CaraMatt

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    I see………
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    What about this one Matt? Meets all the requested criteria, but you've not even acknowledged it. I mean, even mean old cheating Trev at least likes each entry on his competitions, just to show his appreciation of people taking part. I feel very let down here Matt. In fact given your responses to other entrants, I'd say it's targeted discrimination. Vindictive.
     
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