I sometimes nibble on my nose waste . And chew finger and toe nails. (yeah I know I'm a catch) Do you eat bits of skin? Finger nails? Eye bogies? Etc? A friend of mine uses to eat the "cheese" from behind his forskin.
When I was a kid I'd eat my scabs and earwax, taste my blood when I cut myself and drink my own piss.
Maybe we need a dick cheese and wine party to get reaquainted I'm not too keen on that cheese that has blue veins running through it.
"We are the Munchkins and we love our Jaffa Cakes...made out of earwax" doesn't sound right does it? Although the red blob of jam at the bottom of a marshmallow tea cake is actually the remains of Peggy Mount's last period. FACT. And the coconut sprinkles on a Tunnocks snowball are the flakes of dandruff from the head of Bill Maynard (Selwyn Froggit and Heartbeat). FACT.
****ing sick ,dick cheese ha ha gambol and md2020 lass has fishy minge you cant lick it hanging beef curtains