I loved this reply: So Adam’s behind bars, we’ve bought 3 Tykes, 1 Bat-mobile,1 Dinky Toy collection and an 09 Camero. What a day. Night everyone.
Yeah it did. I was thinking when I was reading the letter you put up, I'd have been buying it for the laugh.
Kids love them little tikes, about one of the best things you can buy them, and virtually unbreakable as well.
One of the guys I worked with on Crossrail was a bit of a dick and bought a Porsche 911, the first time he gave the engine a good roar he blew a crankshaft bearing, I gave him a Haines Manual for a VW Beetle and explained that the only difference was the number of cylinders but he was not amused, we suggested he tried we buy any car and after he filled the bottom of the engine with grease he managed to get £17k for it so he only lost about £30k on the deal
I use to love the Haines manuals. Could buy them for any car and virtually find anything you wanted to know in them. Although probably obsolete these days,
I still have all the Haines manuals I bought for all my cars somewhere in the loft, I stopped when I bought the first Jag, far too complicated for me
One of my neighbours also bought a 911 which blew a bearing or two but he took the slighty less devious route, it got stolen outside his nans when he was visiting her
An old man crashed his car into a Ferrari. The owner jumps out and confronts the old man, saying, “Give me $10,000 cash or you'll be sorry you crossed me!” The old man replies, “Woah, wait buddy, I don’t have that much money, but let me call my son - he trains dolphins.” The old man dials his son. As he is about to speak, the owner of Ferrari yanks the phone out of his hand and says, “So you train dolphins? Well, your old man just hit and damaged my car. You bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna whoop his and your ass." The son answers, “Okay, buddy, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.” In exactly 15 minutes, the son pulls up in a Jeep. He jumps out and slaps the Ferrari owner about a bit, then walks over to his father and says, “Dad, I train Navy SEALs, not dolphins.”
Not really, I'm seeing a surge in talk about patriotism and christian values though, driven by Noncey Tommeh and his Combat 18 mates though (who don't represent Patriotism or Christian values at all) You sure it ain't you being played bro ?
Nah...Sucky ain't getting duped by the extremist BBC bruv ... he's dodging their 'fake news' with the help of Twatter algorithms
