British Politics spam thread

I'm 6 of them

 

Sleepy Joe, Obama, Clinton … I seem to remember someone mentioning whataboutary

 

Ffy

 

Kirk fans NOT being violent

 

Hardly a day goes by on here without some lefty shouting the odds about how wonderful Biden, O'Bama and Clinton were. It's all very dull.

 

The difference between Democrats and Republicans explained for the simple minded.

Republican Cop: "stop or i'll shoot" Bang
Democratic Cop: "stop or i'll shoot"





bang

 

It’ll get blamed on antifa, Muslims or ohhh Black Lives Matter have been getting off lightly recently, let’s say the word on the street says it was them

 

It'll be "they" again.

 

I forgot about they, the enemy of the apolitical.

 

I ****ing hate they bastards.

 

If it turns out to be a trans brown man who was wearing a Free Palestine T shirt, some people are going to have an orgasm.

 

I'd field him in the mens and womens shooting category in the Olympics

 

They don't allow murderers in the Olympics, except for Israel.

 

called it

the new face of the moderate centre right

 

There is some first-rate badinage going on here.

Keep it going, guys.

 

The issue is, why are you such a tragic pointless ****?

 

All shooting each other for not being right wing enough, yup

 

I was in Waltham Abbey the other day and bumped into my old mate Jimmy White. We chatted for about twenty minutes. A lovely man.

Just thought I'd let you know.

The days of the Abbey Crawl are well and truly over. Most of those cracking drinkers of yore are gone.

 

After dark presumably? Don’t think Jimmy comes out during daylight hours