The Adkins diet would preclude (and stifle) an Apple turnover. I can imagine your formation and tactics will be more like a messy trifle. Once we've finished dishing out your just desserts, we'll be back down the M27 with our feet up sipping a cognac and a cigar.
I hope you will have Sue nearby to comfort Sweep when we celebrate a glorious win in front of a National TV audience! I too expect it to be an exciting and possibly close and fierce encounter in a throbbing Fratton Park, but I think your lot will bottle it as usual I think it will be the Blues puffing on our cigars and pouring lager down our throats, having ripped yours out on the pitch!
I forgot this was Pompey's cup final! It's almost as of they would prefer to beat us this weekend than stay in the Championship at all Or maybe that's just SB3... Delirious...
We won that a couple of years ago. Still fresh in the memory. I would say it's more of an Appletiser.