Match Day Thread Southampton vs Portsmouth Sunday 14th September 12:00, Sky Sports and ITV

Post 200

A little over five and a half days into go.

 

I see that you are dab hand at these puns and will always have a plaice on this forum.

 

We'll do the skates like a kipper.

 

No he isn't. He's nothing but an an old trout.

 

Deserves to be on the end of a pike.

 

Sunday 14th September 2025
Southampton FC v Portsmouth FC Live on Sky Sports
Referee: Matthew Donohue,
Assistant Referee: Richard Woodward,
Assistant Referee: Jacob Graham,
Fourth Official: Stephen Martin,

 

12 yellows and 1 red in 3 games. Hmmmm

 

He’ll double that this weekend! LOL

 

What’s the minimum number of players on the pitch before the game is abandoned? Could come close on Sunday!

 

I'm deep in enemy territory on a course and will be for the rest of the week.

 

My new boss is a skate...I've already had to explain to a colleague that I refer to him as a skate because he's from Pompey and they **** fish. Obviously I did this in front of my boss, because we're all about communication

My colleague is a Watford fan so didn't know the term

 

Met a bird over the weekend and got her number. Been texting the last couple of days and find out today she's a skate

Not sure if that's a bad omen or a terrible one tbh.

She wanted me to meet her in Fareham on Saturday night, told her she can **** right off the myth spouting cow.

 

My money is on that it was this lady

 

Took about 3 minutes longer than I expected

 

Love that it says University of Portsmouth on the fence behind that dozy mare

 

I crossed the divide once. It was mostly to annoy her dad TBF as he was a very vocal Pompey fan

 

Feel like I’m missing out having never met a Pompey fan in my life

 

My middle daughter went there. You still need actual A-levels to get in despite where it is

 

And if you study history they teach you that we stole all their food

 

and stuff like that.