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WAR! What is it good for?

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  1. PINKIE

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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just reading back lol. You lot ain’t gonna make super sleuths <laugh>

    But I’m impressed that AI recognises my witty whimsical style lol
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness
     
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    Have tbph, I never gave it a thought that you were a Londoner, despite you supporting Spurs, so you are a proper Londoner unlike that imposter @Sucky

    You could have lived on Mars for all I knew...

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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    We’ve not quite got to the point of the cheese having security tags at the little Tesco but there’s a crack den about 15 doors down and a weed farm over the road here in frightfully middle class Hove. Not much violent crime but drugs aplenty as it should be.
     
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  6. Citizen Kane.

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    Cheese tagged ages ago here.

    Expensive shampoo and skin products was a recent addition.

    Not sure what the point is, aside from notifying the powerless security guard that he is being shoplifted. Literally nothing happens to the criminals.
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Probably to discourage people nicking the cheese.
     
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    ^^^^^^

    Shoplifting Stoner <whistle>
     
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    Nice try... but Ponky is spelt with a 'y' ...
     
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    Not really ... flattery is ... just saying...
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    This guys a fuking idiot^^^
     
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  13. Citizen Kane.

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    Yeah I've never lived more than half an hour away from Spurs, so quite 'local' by today's standards.

    I visit Mars from time to time, just to check on the mind-altering media-controling space laser.

    @Aber to confirm.
     
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    More protests in Jerusalem yesterday against Netanyhau, urging him to sign the deal to bring back the hostages

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    He won't though

    It's full on scorched earth policy in Gaza now, with buildings being demolished in Gaza City and the entire population now ordered to evacuate.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn95x2vlv8ro
     
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    Hamas says it is ready for comprehensive Gaza deal

    Israel has rejected a statement from Hamas saying the armed group is ready for a "comprehensive deal" to end the Gaza war and free all its hostages.

    "This is more spin by Hamas that has nothing new," Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's office said.

    It insisted the war would end only once the 48 hostages - 20 of whom are believed to be alive - were released, Hamas was disarmed, Gaza was demilitarised, Israel had security control, and an "alternative civilian administration" was established.

    Hamas reiterated its call for a deal that would see hostages exchanged for Palestinian prisoners, Israeli forces withdraw, border crossings reopened, and the start of reconstruction.

    The group also said it agreed to the formation of an administration run by independent technocrats to govern post-war Gaza.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz087gpd52ko
     
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  16. Star of David Bardsley

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    Great news. Hopefully none of the independent technocrats shoot up a bus stop in the meantime.
     
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    Yeah let's hope not.
     
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    Bravo <applause>

    An Israeli official confirms that the strike targeting senior Hamas leaders took place in Qatar.
     
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    Guess that means Benny & co are legitimate targets in any country outside of Israel then?
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’m sorry for your loss.
     
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