There's probably a handful of clubs who would tick all of the boxes on his list, your point would have been more valid if you'd used Liverpool or Man City vs Newcastle rather than Charlton...that's just a bit silly but you seem to be on the wind up today in general.
He didn't only go to Chelsea because it was in London... Chelsea are a big 6 club that happen to be in London. Leoni and Ekitike spring to mind..
Isak has refused to play for Liverpool. He thought it was in London. As such he is wanting to play for them.
Trev and Chaos. We are transferring them both over to the Charlton forum, so they can enjoy tit-for-tat arguments with each other 24/7.